Zoos Post Hilarious Animal Reviews On Twitter And It’s Too Cute

• By Malaika Aman
• March 14, 2018
• 2 minutes read

You should never buy something without reading the reviews first.

After all, how else would you know that the product is what it says it is. So rather than wasting your own hard-earned money, you can read reviews by people who have already bought and used the product.

Now you might be thinking ‘What do reviews have to do with animals?’ Well, one zoo thought that it was necessary. It may sound like a dumb idea, but I assure you that it will be the most hilarious thing you have ever seen.

The Oregon Zoo posted light-hearted reviews on Twitter, and it has since gone viral. And to make it even more over the top, many people joined in to rate their own pets. So scroll on below and take a look as to what animal got a five star.

#1 So it is basically a Samsung?

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ SO GOOD
Came with super cute case. Not the fastest but outlasts every comparable unit. Retractable accessories. Dropped into a pond and still works perfectly#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/Y3q3a0KOjo

— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) March 9, 2018

#2 Maybe wash off all the pile?

⭐ very unsatisfied with the shipping. I ordered a frog and what I got was this big melted pile. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/6pj9D2HcED

— Hedgehog Pie King (@shtoopy) March 9, 2018

#3 He is just lazy.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ UPDATE 3/9/18: ACTUALLY THE BEST

— CA AcademyOfSciences (@calacademy) March 9, 2018

#4 So you got all three in one animal. Isn’t that so much better?

⭐️NOT WHAT I ORDERED
I ordered a duck, otter, and beaver bundle apparently there was some kind of freak accident in shipping or something. Contacted shipper, they claim no error. Bad seller. NEVER BUYING AGAIN!#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/e13u4K657F

— 🐯 🆃🆈🅶🅴🆁 (@TygerWDR) March 9, 2018

#5 Even better than the Beats headphone.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED
This stylish little unit is amazing. Sound quality A+. No distortion at full volume but bass is a little weak. Top rotates which is a plus. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/OYaWOfzosA

— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) March 9, 2018

#6 I really want a puggle now.

⭐️⭐️ 2/5 stars only. The description stated it was a mammal. Upon arrival this echidna laid an egg. A baby hatched out, that I later found out is called a puggle. I swear if I wanted more Harry Potter Fantastic Beasts I would by another book!#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/DHrU3gZvzx

— Rick Schwartz (@ZoologyRick) March 9, 2018

#7 Eyeliner is on fleek.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Do not approach if you have a fear of clowns. Has better eyeliner than your girl ever will. Maybe it’s natural, maybe it’s Maybelline? Rocket powered and semi-aquatic. Would win a “how many fish can you fit in your mouth” contest. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/8ZVUPuHpCC

— Clark DeHart (@ClarkDeHart) March 10, 2018

#8 I would never turn away the ‘extra fluff.’

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️We're a FANDA of the red panda. Low maintenance. Self cleaning. Extra fluff included. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/zB23VVWQiy

— Minnesota Zoo (@mnzoo) March 9, 2018

#9 Brown is the new black.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ FIRST IMPRESSIONS
Overall very good first impressions. Sturdy built, totally winter-ready and waterproof. Only comes in brown but that’s actually a plus for me. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/IK99ODsTPT

— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) March 9, 2018

#10 Projectile vomiting? That’s a big no for me.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Pleasantly surprised. Thought I had ordered a Roomba, but this did an excellent job of cleaning up my ecosystem. Only downside is the projectile vomiting. Overall 5 stars, would drunkenly purchase again. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/5fDfHiaWNq

— Katie O'Reilly (@DrKatfish) March 9, 2018

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