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This Woman Shares How She Turned Her iPhone Into A Vibrator Using Some Apps & We’re Surprised

How much do you love your iPhone?

Probably a lot, right? Yeah, we all do. However, the question is, do you love your iPhone to the extent of using it for masturbation? Probably not. But we know someone who does. Krista McHarden, made a vibrator out of her iPhone using some apps and it’s just as crazy as it sounds! But then again, desperate times call for desperate measures.

When Krista first found out about vibrating apps this is how she reacted “OMG, I can finally leave my husband.” JK, JK, my husband is wonderful and very good at sex, so I think I’ll keep him, but doesn’t every girl desire a little one-on-one time with herself and her favorite portable electronic? I think yes.”

After making this fantastic discovery, she searched for the best apps on iTunes by going through their reviews, since they can’t openly say that a specific app is meant for some sexual purpose. The reviews seemed a bit causal because the majority of people were already begging iTunes to take down their reviews since they were public!

According to her, to make this whole thing work all you need is a good working app, an iPhone, a body safe-silicone sleeve, and some sex toy cleaner and then you are ready to go!

So she tested out a few apps and here is what she has to say about them.

 

 

Here are the three apps she used:

 

1. Perfect Mobile Massager for Your Beauty and Health, free.

This app has three different vibration settings: A steady vibration(low), a pulsing vibration(medium), and a super-fast pulsing vibration(high).

Caution: Just above the speed variation there is a ‘share’ button, which can accidentally send one of your friends or family members a request to install this vibrator app. So be careful when trying to adjust the speed or you’d be recommending everyone in your contact list about the new vibrator app that you just discovered. (We wouldn’t want that now would we?)

These apps aren’t named according to what they are made for(because having a vibrator app for masturbation would just be weird), but you can clearly see in the picture of the app the outline resembles a penis, so that’s good enough to assume the rest. Also, you can change the background behind that d*ck; you can change its color or put any other picture you want. ” I put my dog’s pic and then took it down immediately because I felt uncomfortable with the choice,” she said.

According to her, there were A LOT of reviews on this one, so there’s a pretty good chance this might just be a good and satisfying app(puns intended). However, like all the other free apps the shitty part about this one is the ads that pop up every 10 seconds. But fortunately, they don’t stop the vibration(Whew!), so you can expect a good time without many distractions.

 

The app is said to massage the “sore muscles” (which for obvious reasons we know does not mean the bicep muscles), and guarantee’s to leave you in a relaxing and calming state(An orgasmic experience).

Finally, her thoughts on the app are that its just “OK.” It’s not too good not too bad. It’s just fine. According to her on a horniness scale of 1 to 10, she would rate it 3. She also says it did not make her orgasm(which is an important thing for you to know ladies!)

2. iVibe Vibrating Massager, free with in-app purchases.

This one also has the three primary speed settings: slow pulse, medium pulse, and the fast pulse. But unlike the previous app, this one has other speed variations as well, but they come at a price of 1.99$(and also the ads are still there).

“I went straight for Full Speed because this isn’t amateur hour. And much like that Morales in A Chorus Line, I felt nothing,” she said.

She purchased the special feature for 1.99$ and tried the new set of speed variations, however, she wasn’t quite happy with it. It was just okay like before, and it didn’t make her orgasm AGAIN.

 

3. iMassage U – Vibrating Massager, free with in-app purchase.

This app again has the three settings, and you can only unlock special features and a different range of speeds by paying 1.99$. Nothing is too great about this app either.

 

This is how she tried this app and here is what she has to say about her experience:

“I took this one out into the wild and slipped it between my legs while riding the bus and accomplished two things: (1) I felt like a for-real idiot, and (2) the bumps from the bus hitting the many, many potholes that litter the road (thank you, Los Angeles!) was definitely a more sexually thrilling experience. I rode one stop and turned back around! I’ve been routinely fucked by L.A. public transportation but this isn’t one of those times.

? NO! UGH!”

The conclusion

According to her, the vibrating apps isn’t a good option if you are feeling really horny and need to do something fast to get off. They don’t completely satisfy you sexually and instead leave you frustrated when you are halfway through it. Whether you are an insatiable woman or not, these apps just don’t cut it. However, every person is different from the other, and since these apps are free, you could just try it yourself to see if it works out for you. For someone with an extra sensitive clitoris, these will work just fine(though it was definitely not my case).

Since actual vibrators cost over a $100, she hopes her experience would be helpful to everyone!

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