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Woman Receives The Craziest Breakup Text Ever From Douche Ex-BF And It’s Gonna Make Your Sides Hurt

What kind of douchebag breaks-up over text?

I mean, everybody knows that it is a big no-no. And yet so many people do it. While I might have forgiven this guy’s rude way of breaking up with the woman…

The actual reason as to why he broke up with her is just the craziest thing I’ve ever seen. (And trust me, I’ve seen some sh*t in my life.) So scroll on below and take a look as to why this charming guy broke up with his now ex-girlfriend.

This is how the text starts.

Apparently, she isn’t ‘ladylike’ enough for him.

Via Twitter

So let’s break down all the points, shall we?

#1 “You refuse to update your relationship on Facebook.”

Okay, So maybe this makes sense. However, who even cares about relationship statuses on Facebook anymore? But it is a good reason nonetheless.

#2 “You won’t include me in things like the wedding this weekend. I should have been the one to escort you.”

Haven’t they only been dating for 7 weeks though? I mean, I don’t know about you, but that seems a tiny bit early to meet each other’s whole family.

#3 “You are rude to my cat, and that makes me feel uncomfortable.”

Trust me, I love cats, and if someone were rude to my cat, I would be angry too, but I don’t think it would affect my relationship with them. (Unless they hurt my cat.)

#4 “You do not share your time equally, and by now your boyfriend should be a priority.”

No, just no. I don’t even have any words to explain how stupid this sounds. She ‘shouldn’t’ have to do anything.

#5 “Your swearing is unladylike.”

Okay, I think this guy is from the 1800’s.

#6 “You won’t disclose how many sexual partners you have had which makes me think it is upwards of 3 and anything more than that is unacceptable.”

This point just confirms what I said earlier. He really is from the ‘olden’ times where it was okay to say such things. Well, not anymore dude.

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