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You either have the tame, timid cat, or the crazy cat that has no concept of personal space or normality. The tame/timid cat will be the epitome of chill, but every now and then, the crazy cat will be too much for a new cat-owner to handle at any given time.
So, when one couple left their crazy cat at the hands of the new babysitter, they were careful to give her a list of instructions. Just in case. And everyone loves it.
My husband and I are going to the cinema tonight for my birthday.
We very rarely go out together.
We are getting a babysitter who knows our kids very well.
I’m writing out instructions….about our cat. pic.twitter.com/Rbj1zxLdoQ— TwistedDoodles (@twisteddoodles) April 27, 2018
The cat is called Toody. She may try to sit on you. This may give the impression that she is friendly but her body is almost entirely made of danger. She won’t harm you but she just has an extremely low tolerance for affection but wants to steal your body heat. Feel free to not let her on you by curling into a ball or playing dead.
If she isn’t trying to sit on yo she will probably rub the patio windows or back door to be let out. This means she wants to go out or just have you open a door. She will usually go out. If it is raining, she may not but she will only believe it’s still raining if she sees it. She doesn’t trust the word of anyone. She will rub the window outside to get back in. This will be approximately 2 minutes after you let her out because she is awful.
The instructions on the cat aren’t so she can look after the cat it’s more ‘here’s how to deal with this annoying asshole, while you’re in the same house!’
— TwistedDoodles (@twisteddoodles) April 27, 2018
This is the Cat.
She’s the one in this photo who is a cat. pic.twitter.com/GboFmZkubu— TwistedDoodles (@twisteddoodles) April 27, 2018
Update: the babysitter texted this! pic.twitter.com/Rs7DF6aU3z
— TwistedDoodles (@twisteddoodles) April 27, 2018
May as well be writing out instructions to your cat regarding the babysitter. We all know who has the upper hand in cat-human interactions.
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— Hanzai Podcast (@hanzaipodcast) April 27, 2018
You have just written the instruction manual that should be handed out to every new cat owner. Ever.
— TheCordist™ (@TheCordist) April 27, 2018
There was a cat like that here. It went by the name Bastard Face The Cat.
— ⏪ Jim Daly ⏩ (@psneeze) April 28, 2018
@tvchiquita
I, for one, will bow to our Feline Overlords! pic.twitter.com/qA7BIwawf4— Cassie Oh Dear 🇪🇺 (@cassieodea) April 27, 2018
