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Walmart Banned This Guy For The Most Hilarious Reasons And They Listed Them All

Some people just like to see the world burn.

At least that is the only explanation I can come up with for the following guy’s antics. Now if you didn’t know that the following antics were performed by an adult, you’d think he was a little kid.

But alas! His fun had to stop somewhere. And that is when the Walmart management had enough of disturbances that he caused at their store. So what did they do you might ask? Well, they listed everything he did and banned him from the store.

The following is the hilarious letter the management wrote to his wife.

Dear Mrs Green:
Over the past six months, your husband Royce has been causing quite a commotion in our Lawton store.

We cannot tolerate this type of behaviour and, as a result, will ban your entire family from shopping in any of our stores if even one more incident occurs.

We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.

Three of our clerks are currently attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused.

“All complaints against Mr. Green have been compiled and are listed below.”

Complaint Department

MEMO Re: Mr. Green – Complaints – Things Mr. Royce Green has done while his wife was shopping:

1. June 15, 2014: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

2. July 2, 2014: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7, 2014: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.

4. July 19, 2014: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away’. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4, 2014: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of chips.

No, It doesn’t end there.

6. August 14, 2014: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15, 2014: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department – to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23, 2014: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’ Emergency Medics were called.

9. September 4, 2014: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10, 2014: While handling guns in the Sports department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3, 2014: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘ Mission Impossible’ theme.

12. October 6, 2014: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18, 2014: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’

14. October 22, 2014: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!

15. October 23, 2014: Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.

And last, but not least:

16. October 25, 2014: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’ One of the Staff passed out.

Regards,

Fred Richardson,
Walmart Manager

We are not making this up at all. I would have really liked to see the surveillance tapes, to be honest.

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