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'Utter Bastard Cat' Gets Hilarious Memo For Adoption And Everyone Loves It

‘Utter Bastard Cat’ Gets Hilarious Memo For Adoption And Everyone Loves It

This is Mr. Biggles, formally known as Lord Bigglesworth.

Lord Bigglesworth

Recently, the Cat People Of Melbourne┬árescued a full-blooded tomcat named Mr. Biggles. He also goes by the more cordial alias Lord Bigglesworth. Put up for adoption on PetRescue; he has his own hilarious memo describing the sheer terror that is this “Utter Bastard Cat.” He is over two years old, and the memo has people laughing all across the world.

Utter Bastard Cat

Written by Gina Brett, founder and co-ordinator of the group, it describes cats like him pretty well.

Lord Bigglesworth

STOP PRESS! Exclusive interview with Mr Biggles now available for viewing by his adoring public. Media requests and applications for slavery to Lord Bigglesworth can be sent to [email protected]. Yes he has his own website, He’ll be publishing more about his life, including “stalking chickens 101”, “how to play with a dog and not kill it”, “getting what you want from human slaves” and of course what’s he’s well known for… “rip shred tear – being firm with boundaries”.

Mr Biggles is a despot and dictator, he will let you know he is not happy, which is often because things are often just not up to his high standards. There is some warning that Lord Bigglesworth is displeased with you, his eyes will go dark and tail will start swishing harder. Mr Biggles likes his cuddles on his terms, and will sit in your lap when he decides it’s time. If the stroking is not up to his standards, he will nip you.

But he does have his good sides

Lord Bigglesworth

He is regular with his medications!

Lord Bigglesworth

Mr Biggles is a stupidly healthy raw fed cat but he will eat anything including your dinner if he can get away with it. Mr Biggles is desexed, microchipped (#956000006452667), vaccinated, flea treated and wormed ready to go home with you today!

It’s one of the most shared adoption memos ever!

Lord Bigglesworth

People can’t get enough of Mr. Biggles. I sure can’t. My own pet cat, Gray shares a lot of similarities with Mr. Biggles. But they’re both also incredibly endearing.

She goes on to warn the future human slave Mr. Biggles might get:

I don’t know about you, but I really want to give this guy a home!

Lord Bigglesworth


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