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Make A Unicorn Cry With This Amazing Candle

Did you ever want to make a unicorn cry? Did you ever try to find a unicorn out there in the wild with the sole purpose of making it weep? Haven’t you? Well, now you can!

A firebox item, “Crying Unicorn Candle” lets you carry your evil fantasy without real unicorns! A ceramic ornament shaped like a unicorn where the horn is a multicoloured candle.

The melted wax trails through the eye-holes of the mythical horse, providing the illusion of unicorn tears in a gorgeous, magical rainbow.

Magical Unicorn Tears

If that sounds like something your style, you can go grab it at firebox.com.

It comes with two spare candle-horns, so you can make your unicorn cry not once, not twice, but a total of three times! This unusual but highly demanded decorative piece will definitely break the ice at parties.

After all, what better way to bond with your guests than share your love for making innocent, magical, little unicorns cry?

It’s currently not in stock, but will be at 15th of May, 2017. You can order it at the aforementioned website for £19.99, or about $25. Deliveries are free if your total order is over £100

If you’re really feeling like releasing your inner unicorn killer, add the Unicorn Tears Gin Liquor to your combo.

The gun would be an excellent way to introduce yourself as a bona fide unicorn hunter, properly cementing well above the mythical food chain, right up there with the Loch Ness monster and Bigfoot. The Liquor will add a cool £39.99 to your total, but there’s nothing better when boasting about your horned-beast conquests.

After all, it takes a special kind of person to gain some twisted form of amusement from seeing such an innocent and magical creature weep.

All credit where it’s due:
Crying Unicorn Candle
Unicorn Tears Gin Liquer

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