10+ Hilarious Tweets That Prove Your ‘MCM’ Ain’t Shit

• By Hashir Ali
• January 24, 2018
• 5 minutes read

I’m sure we are all aware of the famous and trendy term your #MCM. In case you don’t know it stands for ‘Man Crush Monday.’ It basically means that the guy you admire and like is nothing but a total jerk. He is simply stupid and immature. And low-key even you know that, but deception is a part of nature when it comes down to liking someone.

However, here we have some people from twitter who can see what’s real since they are not blinded by anything that’s just in the imagination. And they have stated some real brutal honest facts about your mcm that almost everyone will agree to. Don’t believe me?

Scroll down and have a look!

#1 This is same as typing “I love you” and hitting ‘send to all.’

your mcm posts you on snap as his wcw. it’s on custom view….you’re the only who saw it

— rae✨ (@princesssraee) January 17, 2018

#2 ‘I’m the man.’

your mcm refuses to use lip balm because his masculinity is too fragile. his lips are drier than tarzan’s toes. the next time he smiles he’ll bleed to death.

— joe (@jsphdeal) January 15, 2018

#3 This is so true.

You’ve just given your MCM his 17th chance meanwhile you’re not speaking to your girl cos she couldn’t make your birthday dinner

— Swazi Gold (@VivianWithAnA) January 19, 2018

#4 Now that’s a good one.

Your mcm listens to future but doesn’t have one

— Indian Stats (@Indian_stats) January 16, 2018

#5 Thick-skulled.

Your MCM thinks texting “WYD” and “how’s work” ten times a day is getting to know you. he’s 31.

— Spirit of Jalen Ramsey (@In_A_YamChele) October 9, 2017

#6 Every guy ever.

Ur mcm invites u 2 a party but doesn’t talk 2 u the whole time, later when u get home he messages u “wishing i kissed u”, he 26 ma do better

— lalonie (@SLAYLONIE) September 16, 2017

#7 Real hard work.

Your mcm a “producer” he add vinyl crackling sounds to beats he sampled off YouTube

— Your Old Droog (@YourOldDroog) January 19, 2018

#8 What an exhausting day!

Your mcm posts “finally off work” after a 4 hour shift

— Common Girl (@SoReIatable) January 17, 2018

#9 Why is this so funny?

Ma your mcm keeps his fingers straight when he fingers you

— connor マンコ (@CLlTCOMMANDER) January 17, 2018

#10 LEGIT.

your mcm licked the inside of your thigh for 90 minutes and told you “i hope you didn’t cum too hard ?”. he’s 20.

— girl (@ugsadkid) January 20, 2018

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