31 Posts That’ll Make Women Laugh Until Their Sides Hurt

Lives are very different for men and women.

That’s not to say one has a better life than the other. They’ve always been treated differently, and there’s always been sexism from both sides. Women treating men like mindless, one-train-thought animals, and men treating women like sex objects. Nevertheless, the jokes in between are always a little funny. Like how women will never understand the pain of being kicked in the balls, men will never be able to understand the agony of having your ovaries bleed out.

So just kick back, and scroll through some funny posts!

#1 This would be hilarious if the wage gap was real!

#2 This kid knows what’s up

#3 If you’re a guy and you do this, you’re still a girl.

#4 Depends. It hurts to go without if you’re bigger.

#5 Both sound delicious!

#6 At least she knows she’s irrational

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#7 Shots fired.

#8 Don’t underestimate Trump

#9 Like a real woman!

#10 Or the text she sent to her boyfriend

#11 Being a woman is hard. Being a man is hard. Being a human is hard. Just go out and get wasted.

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#12 Nipple hater

#13 Except the wage gap still isn’t real.

#14 Obviously! Otherwise you’ll look terrible like usual.

#15 The need in her eyes is real

#16 Nothing like the familiarity of worn out cotton

 

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#17 Sounds like me on an average day

#18 Funny! If you think that it’s only men that do it.

#19 Not a real fan

#20 I’d believe that if women could ever communicate where to eat

#21 Signal confusion

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#22 Character development

#23 Crap, didn’t think of that

#24 I’ve always been embarrassed by my lack of sick pterodactyl wings

#25 Two Kitkats vs Two kids?

#26 Proper procedure

#28 Women are straight up shapeshifters at this point.

#29 *Mic sounds* Target acquired.

#30 FREEDOM

#31 More shots fired.

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    • The implication of a wage gap is that if a man and a woman have the same job, the woman will be paid less. That’s not true. It is, in fact, illegal in America since the 1970s, and if that does happen, you can sue.
      The 70 cents to the dollar thing came out when people compared ALL jobs to each other. Petroleum engineering is an incredibly high paying field, and it’s overwhelmingly men because women |choose| not to go into those fields. Teaching is an incredibly low paying field, but women |choose| to go into them.
      http://i.imgur.com/TWG4SiD.png

      • Your constant weaseling of the wage gap issue into your posts is what has made me decide that I no longer want to visit this site at all. And also, I detest your backhanded slams at women. Do you think you’re clever? You’re not; you’re just a misogynist. Because of your posts, I will be avoiding this website and advising friends and family to do the same. We get it, pal; you don’t think there is a wage gap, but you do think that women are bitches who aren’t as valuable as men. Strange dichotomy. SMH

        • So on the basis that 1: I do not think men and women are equal and appreciate the differences between them, and 2: Side with reasonable and proper economists on issues, you decide on me being a misogynist? As well as value men over women?
          Shit, man, don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

    • The implication of a wage gap is that if a man and a woman have the same job, the woman will be paid less. That’s not true. It is, in fact, illegal in America since the 1970s, and if that does happen, you can sue.
      The 70 cents to the dollar thing came out when people compared ALL jobs to each other. Petroleum engineering is an incredibly high paying field, and it’s overwhelmingly men because women |choose| not to go into those fields. Teaching is an incredibly low paying field, but women |choose| to go into them.
      http://i.imgur.com/TWG4SiD.png

    • You wish snowflake. Wage gap has been gone for years if someone is doing that to you then sue. The only time someone doesn’t get the same amount of money is if they have a different job, work more hours, or are in a higher postion and gender has nothing to do with it.

  1. Wage gap stopped a long time ago and if it happens the person can sue. Yes I am a woman, no I am in no way a feminist. I do believe in equal rights for everyone no matter the gender, race, sexual preference, class, ect. It’s called egalitarian. I don’t want to be superior to men. I enjoy being equal and yes we are equal but because of so much feminism crap going around most guys are watching what they say and are more nervous since too many women get offended by any little thing and freak out. I been in way too many situations where a guy has said something about guys and immediately added and women so as not to offend me and I feel horrible about it. They shouldn’t have to censor every little thing they say. Women don’t and men usually don’t get offended. If we want to be shown as tough women maybe it should start with not being so offended by every little thing. We need to stop treating men like they’re inferior and be the equals that we fought for and got years ago. There are some guys that do make rude comments about women but you know what women make rude comments about men also. It happens. Suck it up and let it go. We are making things worse by trying to be superior. I know I’ll probably get backlash on this by femists claiming feminism isn’t about being superior but reality check yes it is now. It wasn’t always. Years ago it was a good thing and we did become equal from it and we still are equal. In no way are men more superior than us and we shouldn’t be superior to men. We unfortunately do get a lot more than guys. Have you seen all the bars with lady’s drink free or cheaper? That’s just one example but there’s a lot more. We have it pretty easy. Stop trying to be superior and quit getting offended at everything. It’s only making things worse and making all women look bad.

    • Feminism is not about hating men or wanting to be superior to them. The only women who still believe this are the ones who are afraid of offending men, the ones who think that they will be unattractive and undateable if they stand up for themselves and speak out for their rights and speak out against unfair practices in the workplace, institutionalized sexism, violence toward women, and people who call themselves ‘feminist’ but are actually misandrist. Women who continue to pander to men are the ones making all women look bad. Stop doing it. There is nothing wrong with having strong opinions and taking a stand for women and women’s rights. The fact that you use the word ‘snowflake’ reveals which side you are on and makes it obvious that your opinions are nothing but misogynist bullshit regurgitated to you by the men in your life. It’s ok to stand on your own two feet; that doesn’t have to mean that you are somehow superior to men. If the men in your life don’t like you or find you attractive because you support women’s rights, then they are not worth having in your life. Get it straight from now on: Feminism is about equal rights and equal protection under law; misandry is hatred of men. It is misandry you are against, not feminism. You’re welcome, dear.

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