Lives are very different for men and women.
That’s not to say one has a better life than the other. They’ve always been treated differently, and there’s always been sexism from both sides. Women treating men like mindless, one-train-thought animals, and men treating women like sex objects. Nevertheless, the jokes in between are always a little funny. Like how women will never understand the pain of being kicked in the balls, men will never be able to understand the agony of having your ovaries bleed out.
So just kick back, and scroll through some funny posts!
#1 This would be hilarious if the wage gap was real!
Like a gender reveal but instead of eating pink or blue cake you smash a piggy bank to reveal $1 if it's a boy or 78 cents if it's a girl
— meg monk (@MegMonk) March 18, 2016
#2 This kid knows what’s up
7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?"
7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 20, 2015
#3 If you’re a guy and you do this, you’re still a girl.
are you even a girl if you don't tell people you're wearing jeans and a nice top ????
— ebony (@ebs_rose) June 19, 2016
#4 Depends. It hurts to go without if you’re bigger.
Damn boy, are you a bra? Because you make me uncomfortable but society has brainwashed me into thinking I need you
— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) October 2, 2015
#5 Both sound delicious!
Real women have curves!!! Real women have spirals!!! Real women are plump and covered in a creamy sauce wait nope thinkin of pasta
— Deirdre (@figgled) April 25, 2015
#6 At least she knows she’s irrational
#7 Shots fired.
Crazy how women have the stereotype of being chatty when 90% of dudes have 45 minute podcasts that no one listens to…
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) May 10, 2016
#8 Don’t underestimate Trump
MEDIA: "We can't believe Trump would tweet something so awful!!!"
WOMEN OF THE INTERNET: *scrolls through mentions*
— Kate Spencer (@katespencer) March 24, 2016
#9 Like a real woman!
when you can't find anything to wear so you have a 10 minute breakdown instead of getting ready pic.twitter.com/y8KIjEhubC
— CurvyLadyProbs (@CurvyLadyProbs) June 12, 2016
#10 Or the text she sent to her boyfriend
Behind every strong woman is 5 other strong women who proofread her email real quick when they had a second
— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) April 25, 2016
#11 Being a woman is hard. Being a man is hard. Being a human is hard. Just go out and get wasted.
#12 Nipple hater
"Nipples killed my parents, and I'll be damned if anyone else should ever have to see those murderers again" -the founder of Instagram
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) April 5, 2016
#13 Except the wage gap still isn’t real.
Used my #womancard at the ATM today. Tried to withdrawal $100, but the machine gave me $79.
— brandi. (@brandimathis) April 27, 2016
#14 Obviously! Otherwise you’ll look terrible like usual.
Trying to get a pic with a girl that has the same 'side' as you is such a huge problem 😂✋
— Lauren O'kane (@xlaurenokane) April 3, 2015
#15 The need in her eyes is real
When you see a pair of shoes that you love but u can't afford them pic.twitter.com/3U7RFpPK4i
— Relatable Quotes (@RelatableQuote) June 25, 2016
#16 Nothing like the familiarity of worn out cotton
#17 Sounds like me on an average day
I need an emoji of a woman in a humid environment who has curly hair and looks completely overwhelmed by everything.
— elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) May 12, 2016
#18 Funny! If you think that it’s only men that do it.
Girl, are you the Bible? 'Cause men keep misinterpreting what you say to support their own selfish agendas.
— Glenn Loury 2.0 Darker, Gayer, Different (@justabloodygame) April 22, 2015
#19 Not a real fan
o yeah u love women??? name their last three albums. thought so. u don't listen to women
— priya (@priya_ebooks) August 7, 2014
#20 I’d believe that if women could ever communicate where to eat
guys: women are a mystery.
women: Here is what we-
guys: LITERALLY WHAT DO THEY WANT?
women: well for start-
guys: Guess we'll never know!
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) December 4, 2015
#21 Signal confusion
#22 Character development
your early 20s vs your late 20s pic.twitter.com/VDnRpWyeVT
— keely flaherty (@keelyflaherty) April 26, 2016
#23 Crap, didn’t think of that
Telling a woman to get back in the kitchen is a weird insult to lob on Twitter. We can still tweet from kitchens. We have wifi & data plans.
— Living Marble (@living_marble) April 14, 2016
#24 I’ve always been embarrassed by my lack of sick pterodactyl wings
Our society makes women ashamed and unhappy with their bodies. I, for one, have always been disappointed by the lack of cupholders on mine.
— ess bee fritz (@RandomAntics) August 10, 2014
#25 Two Kitkats vs Two kids?
Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake.
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) June 10, 2014
#26 Proper procedure
SALARY NEGOTIATING TIPS FOR WOMEN: ask employer about their needs, apologize for existing, tell them you'll work a half day on your due date
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) April 12, 2016
#28 Women are straight up shapeshifters at this point.
My body during ovulation vs. my body on day 1 of my period pic.twitter.com/aveNQgInVF
— Inglewood West (@ImJustCeej) June 10, 2016
#29 *Mic sounds* Target acquired.
Stop tweeting about what real women are and are not. You're going to blow my secret that I'm a lizard creature zipped into a woman suit
— Legend of Chelda (@legendofchelda) November 7, 2015
You can complain all you want about women taking selfies; we aren't the ones naming our children our own exact fucking names.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) May 25, 2016
#31 More shots fired.
Hey boy, are you a software update? Because not now
— Desi (@DesiJed) May 10, 2015