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Birds are really weird. There are so many kinds, and they go from super smart to really dumb, to downright strange. Pigeons, for example, were created without the ability to give a fuck apparently. But not just them.
In general.
Have you ever noticed how… Weird they are?
Some twitter users have, and man, I might reconsider how we’re defining birds after this.
this one has claws
This one swims but can't fly
This one is huge & runs funny
This one bangs his head against trees
– god making birds
— Brian Doyle (@WritePlay) January 18, 2015
You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon: pic.twitter.com/gfkUGVcb3p
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) December 18, 2013
Why do birds
Suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Most likely
It is simply
perception bias.
Aaaaah ah ah ah ah ah ah aah
Perception bias— Paul Allor Loves You (@PaulAllor) January 31, 2016
https://twitter.com/sydney_natalia/status/762485158079365121
Probably the worst part about being a penguin is after you're in an argument, you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute
— good person who is good (@SortaBad) September 26, 2011
wife: "what on earth are you doing?"
me: "making a penguin"
wife: "that's a pigeon"
me: [opening freezer door] "not for long"— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) September 28, 2015
I'm sorry if I've noted this before, but this bird description is still so harsh. pic.twitter.com/bHj5h8KLNu
— Emily Gould (@EmilyGould) September 7, 2016
It’s so awkward when a bird arrives back at its nest and the worms in its mouth realise that wasn’t just a free aerial tour of the city.
— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) August 24, 2016
https://twitter.com/philmann/status/663977860160479232
Most kids have a stuffed animal or blankie. My niece has one of those plastic owls u put outside to scare away birds pic.twitter.com/U3CX3Gcb0V
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) April 10, 2016
