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Now that this is out of the way, let’s get on with our lives. I know this is supposed to be a ‘celebration’ of love. And that is all fine and dandy for people who are currently in relationships. But what about all the single people?
What are we supposed to do? Cry in the corner while our roommate goes on an amazing romantic date with her boyfriend (who is probably cheating on her)? Well, not today!
Today we read tweets from other like-minded people who don’t give a flying f*ck about relationships. Let’s start, shall we?
Valentine's Day plan:
1. Breakfast in bed
2. Chocolates
3. Watch movie
4. Dinner for two.
5. Regret eating two dinners.
6. Cry alone.— pandamusk (@pandamusk) February 12, 2016
https://twitter.com/DottyThorpe/status/897120659167379456
Can't wait for Valentines Day. I'm gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting "Knew I'd find you here! You bastard" then run out.
— Ruthe Phoenix (@RuthePhoenix) January 24, 2015
Someone asked me if I'm ever scared that I'll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my dog was RIGHT THERE.
— Pin Up Teacher (@pinupteacher) December 7, 2014
Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.
— Robin McCauley Lynch (@RobinMcCauley) March 5, 2014
him: your single? why?
me: you're*
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) May 3, 2015
I live alone, but still
— Small Crimes (@JasMoneyRecords) March 31, 2017
and I'm still single pic.twitter.com/TpcmnbU9Pg
— Angela Brisk (@AngelaBrisk) December 28, 2017
9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.
— Peter Smithson (@P_Smithson) February 14, 2015
'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
— Sasshole (@RidiculousSheri) May 26, 2014
