Or the dumbest. It’s one or the other, no in betweens. If you’ve had an interaction with a toddler before, you know what I’m talking about. It’s not that they’re vicious or manipulative, it’s just that their train of thought is so simple and unfiltered, everything they say is just… Devastating.
If you argue with a toddler about the importance of wearing pants, half an hour later, both of you will be sitting on the counter, without pants, eating ice cream.
Twitter decided to share their interactions with toddlers, and boy, they’re merciless.
https://twitter.com/TheKitchenista/status/931015431363719168
π©π©π© i would have just turned around so she wouldnt see me cry π©π
— Alisha (@THEAlishaNicole) November 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/TheKitchenista/status/931016169972224001
my 3yr old nephew was at my house. I asked him where his mom was. He said βsheβs at workβ. I asked where does she work, he said straight faced βat her jobβ. ππππππ
— βAinβt no straddling the fence!β (@DaGlue) November 16, 2017
Me, while cooking: "Ugh! Curry get every dang where!"
Nephew: Your shirt?
Me: "looks at curry stained shirt' Yep!
Nephew: "Your teeth too?"
Me: pic.twitter.com/82HFTZ1waz— Ki Ki Yuh See Me Me! (@KishaBue) November 16, 2017
My goddaughter, who was like 4 at the time, asked how I was gonna get my hair done.
Me: Like yours!
Her: You don't have enough hair for this… your little curls are cute tho.
— Ki aka CMKarrie (@justki) November 16, 2017
My niece ends her tantrums with a command. "AND YOU'RE GOING TO POUR ME ICECREAM!" https://t.co/YAlm7yMKtl
— neema nouse (@NeemaNouse) November 17, 2017
https://twitter.com/walkerk23/status/931144011091529728
My three year old told me I had a puffy butt and will point out a blemish, every blemish, in a hot minute
— policing must change (@PolitikMasFina) November 16, 2017
I moved interstate to be closer to my family, and my nephew told me recently "Things were better before you were here."
Oof.
— climate stripes (@burgotastic) November 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/LondonNMommy/status/931165137943384064
My husband told my niece to stop picking on her sister. She whispered in his ear "I don't love you. I don't even *like* you." πππππ
— Bridge (@bbrbb) November 16, 2017
My daughter- ummm …we canβt be friends. Age 6 π³
— Nancy Elizabeth (@MsNancyNCali) November 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/__Roshanda/status/931217488817168384
A five year old I was babysitting once told me, βNobody likes you and your whole life is weirdβ
π
…she wasnβt really wrong about my life though π€·π»ββοΈ
— sk (@heysamkelly) November 17, 2017
Toddlers have no chill whatsoever
— creative scorpio (@vinivinidogo) November 17, 2017