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People Are Sharing Mean Things Toddlers Ever Told Them & The Children Are Spawns Of Satan

By Asad Tipu
November 19, 2017
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Toddlers are either the most intelligent part of the human race,

Or the dumbest. It’s one or the other, no in betweens. If you’ve had an interaction with a toddler before, you know what I’m talking about. It’s not that they’re vicious or manipulative, it’s just that their train of thought is so simple and unfiltered, everything they say is just… Devastating.

If you argue with a toddler about the importance of wearing pants, half an hour later, both of you will be sitting on the counter, without pants, eating ice cream.

Twitter decided to share their interactions with toddlers, and boy, they’re merciless.

#1 It started with this tweet.

https://twitter.com/TheKitchenista/status/931015431363719168

#2 Everyone felt sorry for her. Kinda.

😩😩😩 i would have just turned around so she wouldnt see me cry 😩😂

— Alisha (@THEAlishaNicole) November 16, 2017

#3 It’s just so relentless.

https://twitter.com/TheKitchenista/status/931016169972224001

#4 Other people began chiming in too.

my 3yr old nephew was at my house. I asked him where his mom was. He said “she’s at work”. I asked where does she work, he said straight faced “at her job”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

— “Ain’t no straddling the fence!” (@DaGlue) November 16, 2017

#5 It’s the simplicity, really.

Me, while cooking: "Ugh! Curry get every dang where!"
Nephew: Your shirt?
Me: "looks at curry stained shirt' Yep!
Nephew: "Your teeth too?"
Me: pic.twitter.com/82HFTZ1waz

— Ki Ki Yuh See Me Me! (@KishaBue) November 16, 2017

#6 They’re not even trying!

My goddaughter, who was like 4 at the time, asked how I was gonna get my hair done.

Me: Like yours!

Her: You don't have enough hair for this… your little curls are cute tho.

😩 https://t.co/QqzRf3chMw

— Ki aka CMKarrie (@justki) November 16, 2017

#7 There’s a reason why toddlers are so cute.

My niece ends her tantrums with a command. "AND YOU'RE GOING TO POUR ME ICECREAM!" https://t.co/YAlm7yMKtl

— neema nouse (@NeemaNouse) November 17, 2017

#8 It’s a defense mechanism so that we don’t see their savagery coming.

https://twitter.com/walkerk23/status/931144011091529728

#9 Toddlers are the root of your insecurity.

My three year old told me I had a puffy butt and will point out a blemish, every blemish, in a hot minute

— policing must change (@PolitikMasFina) November 16, 2017

#10 They don’t hold back.

I moved interstate to be closer to my family, and my nephew told me recently "Things were better before you were here."

Oof.

— climate stripes (@burgotastic) November 16, 2017

#11 At all.

https://twitter.com/LondonNMommy/status/931165137943384064

#12 They’re brutal.

My husband told my niece to stop picking on her sister. She whispered in his ear "I don't love you. I don't even *like* you." 👀👀👀👀👀

— Bridge (@bbrbb) November 16, 2017

#13 It’s not even insults. They’re statements.

My daughter- ummm …we can’t be friends. Age 6 😳

— Nancy Elizabeth (@MsNancyNCali) November 16, 2017

#14 Rejected!

https://twitter.com/__Roshanda/status/931217488817168384

#15 They’re not wrong though.

A five year old I was babysitting once told me, “Nobody likes you and your whole life is weird”

😭

…she wasn’t really wrong about my life though 🤷🏻‍♂️

— sk (@heysamkelly) November 17, 2017