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You don’t really know them, since you barely talk, but you know they exist. They’re kind of like that coworker who lives in the same town, but switched jobs. But then acts like they never left.
Imagine a few dozen of them at once, and you have Thanksgiving. So, it’s pretty normal to get into a row with some relative. Some people shared their stories with BuzzFeed and boy, oh, boy.
Source: BuzzFeed
The worst part was he said he had to ‘pole vault out of bed.’ I could have gone my entire life without hearing that.”
After a few drinks she asked everyone at the table, ‘But how do they do it? Do they take it up the ass?’”
When my sister’s boyfriend — who we were meeting for the first time — looked my mom in the eye and said, “You wanna know my favorite kind of milk? Breast milk.”
And during the toast we went around saying nice things about her and how we wished she could still be there with us. My see-you-next-Tuesday of a grandmother rolled her eyes and said ‘UGH, we’re really still hung up on this?!’”
That we should get boob jobs and become prostitutes in Vegas.”
“I was at my ex’s family’s and her family got really drunk. My ex’s aunt admitted that for the last two years she’d been using my ex’s pictures to catfish guys. Her aunt weighed probably 300 plus and was super gross. Needless to say it got very awkward and we left shortly after.”
Her reasons included ‘It would make me more attractive to guys,’ ‘smart girls are an abomination,’ and ‘studying makes girls have hysteria.’”
‘I think it would be nice if we took turns saying what we’re thankful for this year.’ My grandpa snapped back, ‘I think it would be nice if you shut the fuck up and let us eat in peace.’”
My mom finally yelled, ‘What do you care? You’re gonna die soon anyway!’”
