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This woman’s 27 tips for being a ‘strong, independent hoe’ are hilarious and invaluable

Tips To Become A ‘Strong Independent Hoe’.

Who wouldn’t like to be called a ‘Strong Independent Hoe’? Any takers? No? It’s not how it sounds though, the following tips are actually pretty useful. This holy grail was tweeted by @musicalhoe.

It had 27 tweets compiled into a thread. This thread contained many tips including ‘how to stay healthy, beautiful, and happy while keeping up an active hoe lifestyle.’ Her tips were all the rage in January 2016 because she comes off funny and witty at the same time.

In her own words, She has left behind a ‘legacy’. I am not sure if all of you will agree with that sentiment but one thing’s for sure: nobody is going to forget her and her tips on how to become an ‘Strong Independent Hoe’ any time soon.

Recently, someone shared her tweets on Imgur and they blew up even more. So, it would be only fair that we share these with you. Hopefully, some of these might be useful to you.

https://twitter.com/musicaIhoe/status/683892437106868224

How to shave the right way.

https://twitter.com/musicaIhoe/status/683892588483510272

No coconut butter on your private parts though!

https://twitter.com/musicaIhoe/status/683892858609217536

The only way to have fragrant private parts.

https://twitter.com/musicaIhoe/status/683893171445575680

Tiger stripes are the new sh*t.

https://twitter.com/musicaIhoe/status/683893367009230848

Always use men’s razor.

https://twitter.com/musicaIhoe/status/683893582088941568

Better to use a condom though as peeing doesn’t prevent STD.

https://twitter.com/musicaIhoe/status/683893704243847168

Always have condoms with you.

https://twitter.com/musicaIhoe/status/683893900910526464

Tea tree oil is amazing for getting rid of acne.

https://twitter.com/musicaIhoe/status/683894216334815232

Kat Von D liquid lipsticks are amazing.

https://twitter.com/musicaIhoe/status/683894435092934656

Always wear matte makeup when having sex.

https://twitter.com/musicaIhoe/status/683894754375942144

How to get long ass nails.

https://twitter.com/musicaIhoe/status/683895072501313536

#Eyebrowsonfleek.

https://twitter.com/musicaIhoe/status/683895188066967552

How to perfectly organize your underwear.

https://twitter.com/musicaIhoe/status/683898484555034624

Wear panty liners if your not sure.

https://twitter.com/musicaIhoe/status/683898622899924992

Have perfect eyebrows with Anastasia Dip-brow Pomade.

https://twitter.com/musicaIhoe/status/683899357112832000

Important uses of green tea bags.

https://twitter.com/musicaIhoe/status/683899357112832000

Her legacy

https://twitter.com/musicaIhoe/status/684127692543754240

https://twitter.com/musicaIhoe/status/686399408263462913

Many profess how it has saved them, both figuratively, and arguably, literally.

https://twitter.com/5sostuds/status/684228816651300868

One last tip, just in case.

https://twitter.com/musicaIhoe/status/697649695678713856

Be you, be amazing.

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