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10+ People Share The Hilarious Reasons They Had To Stop In The Middle of Doing The Nasty

10+ People Share The Hilarious Reasons They Had To Stop In The Middle of Doing The Nasty

Who doesn’t love having sex?

Sex is an art in itself, and like any other art, things can go wrong in it too. When something goes wrong during, it becomes one of the hilarious acts ever.

People on Reddit are being open about their sexual experiences, and they are hilarious because they actually had to stop performing sex in the middle because of that.


Are you serious? I thought girls were afraid of rats.

#1 mus_maximus:

A rat bit me.

He had a pet rat that had free run of the space at the top of his dresser. I grabbed the edge of the dresser in the middle of things, and the rat did not take the intrusion kindly and delivered a sneak attack to my fingertip. Blood fountained everywhere, and we had to take a first aid break.


Haha, I can totally imagine that! 

#2 thehamslammer:

I have a clapper light and the sound of balls on butt cheek turned the bedside lamp on… we promptly resumed after some hysterics.


Damn, that sounds like me. 

#3 sarahdactyl1026:

My diabetic boyfriends blood sugar dropped. He just stopped and yelled “JUICE!!!”

Come on man, how can you be so cheesy? 

#4 Coffeeandscribe:

We had been going at it for awhile so my legs were pretty tired. I told my boyfriend while we were switching positions that my legs made me feel like a noodle, and in his sexiest, not at all trying to be funny voice, he goes: “yeah? Well you’re a tight little noodle”. He was furious with himself for saying it after I couldn’t stop laughing long enough to continue.



#5 BMoreBeowulf:

My wife and I were going doggy style and I kind of swept her legs out so we were doing it with her on her stomach. She immediately yelled out “remooove the suppoooorts” a la the witch weighing scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It took us 30 minutes before we started again because we were laughing so hard.


Damn bro, that sounds awful!

#6 holabola0000:

Was in her bed for the first time. The sides of her bed frame rose up and were on the same level as the bed. Flash to love making, I’m half standing going to town, when I reposition my foot on the covers. Turns out that was actually the frame, and I slip, fall off the bed and slam my head on the wall.

I didn’t get a nut, but I did get a concussion.

Her dog wanted to have a threesome. 

#7 squeamish:

Her dog kept trying to lick my butthole.


Errr. What?

#8 Brewsleroy:

Wife was pregnant, baby kicked me in the stomach. She thought it was hilarious, me not so much.


Damn, son. You like spicy stuff.

#9 derekmaelstrom:

It started to burn….really bad. Turns out my boyfriend at the time hadn’t washed his hands after we had made jalapeno poppers earlier that night. It was an inferno down there.


Ugh… That’s just ridiculous man.

#10 The-Spaceman:

She was on top going cowgirl when all of the sudden she stops and looks down at me with a concerned look on her face. I immediately asked what was wrong very much concerned I had hurt her or she had hurt herself. She says “I have to fart.” So I told her to do it. It vibrated my balls. We couldn’t continue because we were laughing too much.

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