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30 “Starter Packs” That Are Too Good For Words

You’ll have come across these starter pack memes before

All we do on our phones is look through memes. At least, that’s what I do. Should I be concerned about how 99% of the time, they’re self-depreciating?

Probably.

But these are nothing like that. These are little kits you can pick up if you want to start your career as the 6th grade white boy, or the basic tumblr bitch. Look no further, and steal their looks.

#1 Sixth Grade White Boy

#2 Bitchy Mom

 

#3 Basic White Girl

 

#4 Instagram Model

#5 Objectifying Men

#6 The life that goes nowhere

#7 The White Dad

#8 Abusive Husband

#9 There is no food in the house

#10 I’m getting war flashbacks

#11 Her name is probably Denise.

#12 Oddly specific

#13 Rich kid with no fashion sense

#14 Typical White Girl

#15 Forgot the sweater around the waist

#16 Not to mention the cold depressive isolation of realising just how alone you are

#17 I’m six feet, so I tend to make fun of all my short friends

#18 Also a lot of cats.

#19 Forced smiles

#20 What about the crappy gold statues?

#21 I can hear her shrilly voice.

#22 They all listen to the same music

#23 More war flashbacks

#24 “God isn’t real, but here’s a golden dildo to make your vagina feel better.”

#25 This one isn’t going to piss off half the population, no sir.

#26 The real place introverts want to be is alone.

#27 Where’s the crippling depression?

#28 “chill”

#29 Just cuz you’re a guy, doesn’t mean you’re exempt from this kit.

#30 Not to mention, “I’m not like other girls”.

 

 

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