Son Left A Note For Parents & Tells About His Horrible Grades In A Genius Way

Doing dumb things and going through a rebellious phase as a teenager is nothing new. The clever lot knows how to get away with nearly everything! But, no child is perfect, and every parent must realize that.

A clever teen got into a little trouble because of his bad grades. But, he knew just how to get away with it!

Teens get into a little trouble from time to time. And getting away can get a little risky at times. But, this teenager knew exactly how to get away with trouble. His not-so-good report card came in, and he knew his parents wouldn’t be pleased with it. So, to make his report card a no-big-deal, He scared the living hell out of his dad!

Here’s what he wrote to his dad:

“Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I am writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve because of her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and the fact she’s much older than I. But it’s not only the passion Dad; she’s pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune—for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.”

And that’s not where it ends!

“In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don’t worry Dad. I’m 15, I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I am sure we’ll be back to visit so that you can get to know your many grandchildren.

your son, Joshua

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Jason’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report card that’s on the kitchen table. Call me when it’s safe for me to come home!”

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