Shittens Are The Next Must Have For Wiping Your Toddler’s Butt

A play on the words “mitten” and, well, shit.

Shittens are disposable gloves that you wear when you’re wiping your toddler down to keep your hand from smelling awful. Obviously, as a parent, it’s your responsibility to make sure your child is clean and hygienic, and that sometimes means doing things that are less than clean.

And even though it is a parent’s responsibility, not all parents are willing to touch poop, believe it or not. Some just so happen to be against it. So if that sounds like you, congratulations! We’ve got just what you need.

But warning: They’re a little pricey.

They cost $34.30 for 20 gloves, which means you end up paying over $2 per glove. It’s available exclusively on Amazon and while the reviews are all about them having bought these gloves as a gag gift, they are a surprisingly good product.

However, they’re not biodegradeable, or cheap, or flushable, so they’re far from perfect. But hey, at least you won’t have poopy hands.

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