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10+ Hilarious Roasts of Zuckerberg Testifying in Front of Congress

By Malaika Aman
April 11, 2018
2 minutes read

The secret of Mark Zuckerberg has finally been revealed!

And what is that secret, you ask? He is a robot! Wait, you already knew that? Damn, I am late to the party yet again. Jokes aside, when Zuckerberg was testifying in front of the Congress, he honestly had no expression on his face.

Understandable, that freaked everyone out. I mean, maybe he really is a robot sent by aliens to find humanity’s deepest darkest secrets. So you can understand why Twitter would make fun of his ’emotional expression.’

So scroll on below and take a look at some of the most hilarious roasts ever created especially for Mark Zuckerberg.

#1 That is actually very true.

Mark Zuckerberg getting The Real Facebook Experience in listening to Sen. Chuck Grassley, an 84yo man who cannot type and is confused and upset by everything he sees, just kind of rattling on about shit.

— David Roth (@david_j_roth) April 10, 2018

#2 ‘Oh did I say something? My circuit board might be malfunctioning again.’

Congressman: So tell us something about yourself that we don’t know, Mr. Zuckerberg.

The Zuckerberg: I am a model 255.03- 5 Alpha Mark XV terrestrial infiltration unit designed to survey weaknesses in host populations.

Congressman: What?

The Zuckerberg: Oh, I like fishing. pic.twitter.com/F7zOvqPEEi

— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) April 10, 2018

#3 Love that soulless expression.

Live look at Zuckerberg testifying in front of Congress pic.twitter.com/NSpJmwcIH2

— Mike Zakarian (@MikeZakarian) April 10, 2018

#4 Why don’t we hear what he has to say?

mr. zuckerberg, are you prepared to go to jail for having a personality so stale and shitty that you've forced senator thune to make a face that I weirdly find hot? pic.twitter.com/rzYI6MDuPd

— Nicole Silverberg (@nsilverberg) April 10, 2018

#5 Is this only a coincidence?

All this talk of "data" can't be a coincidence… pic.twitter.com/LU9p087k3E

— Guy Cimbalo (@gvcimbalo) April 10, 2018

#6 I actually had the same question.

ZUCKERBERG: im ready to answer any questions u might have about facebook

84-YEAR-OLD SENATOR: excellent. mr zuckerberg my farmville farm needs more pigs but i cannot figure out where to purchase them

— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) April 10, 2018