10+ Hilariously Ridiculous Valentine’s Day Card For Everyone Who Hate Mushy Bullshit

• By Malaika Aman
• January 27, 2018
• 3 minutes read

Not everyone is a big fan of Valentine.

And I can totally understand. I mean some of us are just jaded when it comes to love. Who has the time for mushy stuff anymore anyway? Right!? Only me? Okay, moving on. If you are like me and don’t like Valentine but still want to celebrate it.

Well, we have just the cards for you! These are perfect for the people who are much more realistic. So scroll on below and take a look at the following Valentine’s day cards.

#1 Doesn’t seem fair.

Get it from McBitterson’s for $5.

#2 Thank you?

Get it from Six Eleven Creations on Etsy for $3.40.

#3 Quite the high standards you have.

Get it from KA graphic design on Etsy for $2.87.

#4 Some people just get to the point.

Get it from Emily McDowell for $4.50.

#5 A bit too honest maybe?

Get it from LIKKS on Etsy for $4.05.

#6 Ahh, facts are so romantic.

Get it from Amazon for $5.

#7 Perfect card for an ex.

Get it from No Coast Paper Co on Etsy for $4.25.

#8 Lovely poetry.

Get it from Cheek and Pen Paper Co on Etsy for $4.50.

#9 Quite elegantly written.

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#10 Glad to know.

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#11 It truly is.

Get it from squidge face cards on Etsy for $3.68.

#12 Same here.

Get it from Emily McDowell for $4.50.

#13 Not good at compliments huh?

Get it from ShopInsincerelyYours on Etsy for $5.

#14 Me either.

Get it from Debbie Draws Funny on Etsy for $4.50.

#15 Anyone would understand.

Get it from Ladyfingers Letterpress for $6.95.

#16 Happy valentines to you too.

Get it from mardy mabel on Etsy for $4.41.

#17 That’s good to know!

Get it from Wit and Wander on Etsy for $3.50.