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If you haven’t, then you are missing out on all the fun. Just being sarcastic, though.
Dates can be weird sometimes; it may be that you don’t click with the other person or maybe they are so annoying that you just can’t bare to date them. Or it just so happens that you look them up on Tinder or something and they turn out to be completely different in reality. Either way, you feel like you have to bail on them.
Here are some of the reasons why these people walked out on their dates, and it’s amazingly mind-numbing.
Showed up drunk. Said I was her third date of the day. Was racist towards the Indian waiter. I didn’t even order a drink before I bailed.
Guy from the gym asked me out for coffee. We hit it off and walk to the beach afterwards. We sit on a wall watching the ocean and he tells me he gives amazing foot rubs and insists on giving me one. Takes off my flip flop and is really into my feet. Toes go into his mouth and I noped out.
She showed up late to meet me at the restaurant. Spoke in one word answers. Stared at her phone and texted other people. Yelled at the waiter for filling her water too much.
I finished my food. Placed a $20 on the table. Walked out. Then blocked her on my phone. I would say I don’t think she even noticed, but I was supposed to be her ride home.
Mine didn’t even turn into a date. I bowled on a team once a week and chatted with a guy that came in the same nights with his family. We finally made a date, and as soon as I got in his car he asked me to marry him! He pulled a ring out of the glove compartment and said he was in the navy and was scheduled to be relocated to Germany in two weeks. I was shocked and scared, told him he was nice and I would write to him but it was just weird, I never heard from him again.
She had my number saved as “call for food”.
Dodged a bullet there; she could be a cannibal.
She was ignoring me, being rowdy and eventually spilled my full glass of ice water on my lap. We hadn’t even received our food at that point so I asked the waitress to box it up because I was leaving. I couldn’t handle it anymore. I had enough, especially after the car ride to the restaurant. On the way back to her place, she literally defecated in her pants.
Next time, date night will be just my husband and I. The toddler will stay with Grandma. Kids sometimes… SMH.
Didn’t even get as far as the date. I met a girl on the weekend at a table quiz in a pub. She was a friend of my cousin who I was there to fill out a team with. Myself and herself swapped numbers and got talking during the week and I asked her on a date for coffee, scheduled for the Saturday. On the Friday she told me that if I loved her and wanted this relationship to work I should bring her on holidays and to hotels and stuff. I told her I wasn’t going to be meeting her for coffee the following day and haven’t seen her since.
I’m a teacher at a school with a large percentage of students that come from low income families. Great people, wonderful parents that care and want the best for their kids, but a lot work multiple jobs to keep food on the table. It isn’t in the best part of town, but my kids work their butts off for me which is really all I can ask. My kids mean the world to me.
So I went on a date after coming out of a long-term relationship. We went to one of my favorite bars that has really great food. First, he made a lot of extraneous noises when he ate. A lot of “mmmmmm”s going on. Okay fine, I can deal with it for one date.
Then we started talking about work. I talk about my students because they take up a lot of my life and I love them to death. He asks where I work. I told him where and he grimaced. I asked what that face was for.
He paused briefly and said, “I don’t know why someone as pretty and educated as you would want to work at a ghetto black school.”
I grabbed $20 out of my wallet, which was more than enough for my bill and the tip, put it on the table, and walked out the door.
It’s 2am. He took me to a little decorative pool/pond in front of a museum, it was not even a foot deep. He tried too hard to “be spontaneous,” urged for us to get in it.
He took off his pants and got in, thinking it would prompt me to get in too. No.
During all his begging I requested an uber, which happened to be around the corner. I left him there in that stupid pond.
On the 4th date she tells me the real reason she changed jobs.
She used to be a prison guard and had cancer so all the medical stuff forced a change of work.
She tells me in a totally casual way that because of having cancer she felt like she needed to let go and be exciting so she started dating 2 prisoners that were there. She used to smuggle them in cell phones and other stuff. Then tells me she was caught because someone walked in on them having sex in his cell and the other inmate she was dating got jealous and turned them in. Said the reason she wasn’t in jail was because the psychologist testified she was in an altered mental state because of the cancer.
She went to the bathroom and I promptly ran like hell. She called me every day for 2 weeks before giving up.
