We Just Found Out That A Lots Of Families Have ‘Poop Knives’ And It’s Really Hard To Process

Poop. Knife.

These two words should never go together and yet here we are. We are already aware that Internet is a weird place and it harbors some of the most disgusting and weird confessions from people.

However, I am sure this ’embarrassing’ confession by a Redditor takes the cake. The redditer behind this story goes by the name ‘LearnedButt’ which seems to be very appropriate and he starts with an elegant icebreaker “My family poops big.”

Following is the full story.

[Light] I was 22 years old when I learned that not every family has a poop knife. from confession

Our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out “hey, can you get me the poop knife?”

I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.

I just can’t get my head around the fact that shared their poop knife.

I mean while having a poop knife is bizarre enough, sharing it just takes it to a whole new level that i’d rather not think about.

The hilarious thing however is that he wasn’t even aware that not everyone requires a knife to get their poop to flush.

Turns out, he isn’t alone.

This has to be a joke right?

Some people had their own embarrassing family secrets to share.

I’m not sure that needed to be said out loud.

Now you might want to go to reddit and read other ‘hilarious’ comments but I urge you to get that thought out of your mind right now! Because believe it or not, you will be scarred for life.

Do you have any embarrassing family secrets to share? Or perhaps you and your family uses the poop knife or a poop ruler? Comment on below and let us know.

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