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The Twitterverse recently came together to narrate a story after seeing a post by Daily Mail. The post featured a picture of a lion getting assaulted by two lionesses when he came back home after a long time.
Furious lionesses viciously attack male beast when he returns to the pride after a long time away https://t.co/KdFA1tslOU pic.twitter.com/irxr3Wpfv3
— Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) August 9, 2017
The photographer, Ona Basimane, spoke about the post:
“He had always been welcome but on this occasion, it was clear he was not going to get a hug and a kiss after a long disappearance.”
“As soon as the females caught sight of his mane coming through the brush it was tooth and nail. We watched as the females charged at him and bowled him over with slaps. The roars added to the intensity of the atmosphere.”
“He eventually got up and ran for his life and the females were definitely happy with the punishment they dished out. One of the females even ended up with some lacerations on her ear.”
“It was an incredible experience to witness, especially as it took place very close to our vehicle. Did he have some lipstick on his collar, maybe?”
Twitter thought that the post was hysterical, so they made a movie out of it.
*record scratch, freeze frame* yep, that’s me… pic.twitter.com/ruetDjyBI9
— (((J))) (@justizin) August 9, 2017
You’re probably wondering how I made it to this point. Here’s my story..
— M. Traoré ♡ (@MyrnaMezer) August 10, 2017
BET Presents …
— ??WITNESS (@el0c0m) August 10, 2017
The Lyin King pic.twitter.com/5ee2GmpSt4
— Awl.41 (@Malevolent_Kidd) August 10, 2017
*Cues Kool & The Gang -Summer Madness* pic.twitter.com/rD7XqU9bbD
— Tera✨ (@GorgeouslyFlawd) August 10, 2017
“Y’all probably thought it started like this” pic.twitter.com/qazuukUqYB
— Awl.41 (@Malevolent_Kidd) August 10, 2017
But it was more like pic.twitter.com/2uUKdOQr46
— Awl.41 (@Malevolent_Kidd) August 10, 2017
You see i always started out telling fibs, never ACTUALLY lies pic.twitter.com/hVHAY7Y5VC
— Raniyah ?? (@thapIugg) August 10, 2017
Sometimes I got us in trouble, but my pops was an OG that erry1 respected pic.twitter.com/qHPFeIE5Km
— Awl.41 (@Malevolent_Kidd) August 10, 2017
I hit the turn up that night with my dawgs .. Future was playing tonight at The Jungle. pic.twitter.com/yEW5ZmT6a0
— señor octōbər??? (@maxoctober) August 10, 2017
Seen this fly chick Nala from back in they day, so you know… Had to say hey pic.twitter.com/ALXET0zyxp
— Awl.41 (@Malevolent_Kidd) August 10, 2017
After we caught up, Nala and I hit the dance floor. We was cuttin it up pic.twitter.com/mCUul945d0
— putain de merde (@ThatBrownGuurl) August 10, 2017
Everything was coo till her fine ass gave me the look pic.twitter.com/cPUqy0NYc5
— putain de merde (@ThatBrownGuurl) August 10, 2017
She was so wet yo boy almost drowned in it pic.twitter.com/iXdAMBegz4
— Ray P. ? (@RayyTheVillain) August 10, 2017
That’s when my boys P and T hipped me to this function, I’m the prince, so you know I’m flexin w my crew pic.twitter.com/LSfga3Li40
— Awl.41 (@Malevolent_Kidd) August 10, 2017
Nala was with her home girls but I peeped she went to take a restroom break pic.twitter.com/ToTABOFlhM
— putain de merde (@ThatBrownGuurl) August 10, 2017
Brought her in the stall we was at it again pic.twitter.com/MPsxsmNpmj
— putain de merde (@ThatBrownGuurl) August 10, 2017
She Was A Lil Rough But I Was Wit The Shits pic.twitter.com/Q1ChP2b2Ts
— Raniyah ?? (@thapIugg) August 10, 2017
But my pops taught me how to do handle it
(R.I.P. Pops pic.twitter.com/xHBJ4mYpcp— Awl.41 (@Malevolent_Kidd) August 10, 2017
Shawty got to me & she soon became the main… we was riding in that jungle, boo’d up, pic.twitter.com/Smk9Riwlek
— ? (@mynameszangie) August 10, 2017
Everything was chill till my hatin’ ass petty ass uncle Scar who never got any play had to ruin shit pic.twitter.com/pfIQh2yKLu
— putain de merde (@ThatBrownGuurl) August 10, 2017
He wasn’t stayin in his lane & word got out that I had another pride of lionesses. Had Nala all upset in her feelings pic.twitter.com/HGUcQx4jKI
— putain de merde (@ThatBrownGuurl) August 10, 2017
I wasn’t about to let him say that stuff about me. I was off for the races to whoop him pic.twitter.com/eiFeqyucrx
— Vikas Agtey (@quickvik14) August 10, 2017
we was boutta square up pic.twitter.com/m9OL110sHA
— psycho (@afghvn) August 10, 2017
Until my uncle brought out his kids to jump me pic.twitter.com/AFkJgsB0QR
— westive (@QuavonWest) August 10, 2017
Lucky for me they was smacked as shit and ain’t know what was going on pic.twitter.com/ctrkhzPWra
— Don Xavi (@Xfactor758) August 10, 2017
Rafiki came outta nowhere to my defense. Love that lil crackhead pic.twitter.com/EfM9qrAj67
— putain de merde (@ThatBrownGuurl) August 10, 2017
Rafiki wasn’t already in the mood so he beat my ass too for getting him involved pic.twitter.com/HrK8V1Whih
— regina george (@soyfetch) August 10, 2017
Meanwhile Nala is still mad. So I gotta calm boo down, come up with some shit on the spot to make her chill & remind her she’s the main pic.twitter.com/fxMuQh6VSl
— putain de merde (@ThatBrownGuurl) August 10, 2017
Ya boy was in the clear till BABY MAMA LIONESS #1 COMES THROUGH LIKE DAMN pic.twitter.com/cGpQ6j9pYy
— putain de merde (@ThatBrownGuurl) August 10, 2017
Scar’s fake ass bitch ass done told the OG pride where I was at so he over here happy and shit pic.twitter.com/NB9fSntxA9
— putain de merde (@ThatBrownGuurl) August 10, 2017
I had enough. He had to see me with the hands. One on one. I wasn’t going down without a fight. pic.twitter.com/Mad5g7eMzD
— Dyson (@DirNotification) August 10, 2017
But he was strong when he had me pinned he said he was the one who killed my father (R.I.P pops) pic.twitter.com/j9Ax6iIowe
— Calvo? (@_drippycalvo_) August 10, 2017
That shit had me in my feels for a minute like wow uncle we were tight asf when I was a youngin pic.twitter.com/3v3Zdw8r1w
— putain de merde (@ThatBrownGuurl) August 10, 2017
I tried to get away but they cornered me on the other side pic.twitter.com/SMlY27tfpJ
— SHADY-BELIEBER?? (@Shady_barbz) August 10, 2017
in my feelings, i wanted to kill my uncle. but i gave him mercy and banned him from my kingdom pic.twitter.com/RZwsqUgj2z
— regina george (@soyfetch) August 10, 2017
But that was all apart of his plan all along! pic.twitter.com/eY8Vgdftoj
— lex. (@alexuuussss) August 10, 2017
Because his second in command stayed behind to spy for him. pic.twitter.com/tYoCHrD3Ls
— Scrub Hater (@Samantha_Mazo) August 10, 2017
My squad and I celebrated. Unaware what was happening next… pic.twitter.com/6GS2XdXfK4
— Dyson (@DirNotification) August 10, 2017
They even wrote the sequel.
“Woooooooooooow, so this is how I get treated after a long day of work”
“Work? You was out with another pride don’t play with me” pic.twitter.com/xlCT4PS8L0
— God Of Conquest (@AdonisOwnsAll) August 9, 2017
“MY GOD MAN! It wasn’t even like that, chill!” pic.twitter.com/PCDLA6LK1w
— ? (@owenedo425) August 9, 2017
Let me explain … pic.twitter.com/Kv6hfWY5Ol
— Nate (@Nator_Da) August 9, 2017
The poor thing.
