Petty Ass Exes That Will Make You Feel Better That You’re Single

  • By Asad Tipu
  • November 25, 2017
  • 3 minutes read

Relationships can grow into something beautiful.

A large part of our society is dedicated to finding your significant other, to grow with them, and cherish them. It’s crazy how integral it is. So much so, that there are countless men and women who force themselves into dangerous or damaging relationships just because it’s expected for them to follow through.

It also gives people who haven’t gotten into a relationship a label that they’ll never find anyone, and will die alone.

It’s pretty dumb.

But because of how forced it is, you get exes who are the pettiest creatures on the entire goddamn planet. Buzzfeed asked them to share what the pettiest thing their exes did, and boy, they did not disappoint.

Source: BuzzFeed

#1 KitchenAid

“My ex-husband gave me back my KitchenAid mixer but kept all the attachments.”


#2 Snapchat.

“My ex changed the passwords to my Snapchat, ruined my Bitmoji, and proceeded to block every guy on my account.”


#3 Grammar Nazi.

“After I broke up with my first high school boyfriend, he left messages on my desk with misspelled words and incorrect grammar, knowing how irritated I would be, as it was (and still is) one of my biggest pet peeves.”


#4 College grump.

“In college, my boyfriend dumped me two days before my birthday. Little did he know that his friends were throwing a huge surprise party for me at his house. He sulked in his room the whole time and didn’t come out.


#5 Nike socks.

“My boyfriend’s ex knew how much he loved those expensive Nike socks that are designed specifically for each foot and labeled with an L and R. When they broke up, she stole all his left socks.


#6 Say something.

“My ex kept texting me wanting to ‘be friends’. I already told him that I would need more time. After a month of me not responding, he sent me a text with a link to the song ‘Say Something (I’m Giving Up On You)’.


#7 Oversized panda bear.

“My boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend cut open an oversized panda bear he had gotten her, took out all the stuffing, and wore the skin of the bear.


#8 Thirteen minute video.

“My ex sent me a 13-minute long video of him setting fire to everything of mine I left at his apartment. He used gasoline and everything.”


#9 Box of tissues.

“When we broke up, he was a senior and I was a junior. I didn’t take it well and cried pretty heavily when we had the talk. Our high school had a ‘Senior Will’, where seniors could gift things like ‘health’ and ‘prosperity’ to their lower-classmen friends. My ex gifted me a box of fucking tissues.


#10 Five stars to Barbie.

“After I broke up with my girlfriend, she logged into my Netflix account and gave five stars to a bunch of Barbie movies and messed up all my ratings.”


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