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Oscar Wilde once said that hearts are made to be broken. But, this poetic insight doesn’t really help ease the pain. No matter what the consequences are, it’s impossible for someone not to get hurt after a breakup. Breakups really, really suck! No matter which one of you ended things, the pain of calling it quits is devastating. Especially when you’ve invested so much of your time and emotions. From tribesman to Wall Street moguls, they’ll all tell you the same thing – that breakups suck! Love may feel like the greatest thing in the world, but when it ends, challenges feel insurmountable, and we stop functioning at our full capacity. And we sometimes feel like we won’t ever love again. The rest is just a myriad of things that will make you feel like utter crap.
Jimmy Fallon’s hashtags always end up generating some hilarious tweets. However, this time around he asked people to share how they got dumped.
She asked me how to block someone on whatsapp.. I was not able to send her any more messages after the last set of instruction 😂#HowIGotDumped
— Manmeet Singh Kalsi (@kalsimanmeet) February 28, 2018
My ex told me she wanted to be with someone who was a bit more mature and I responded by mimicking her voice in a childish tone. #HowIGotDumped
— 🍀 (@SoupyMcSoupFace) February 28, 2018
I’m trying to think of funny ways how I got dumped but then I realized that I’ve never been in a relationship #HowIGotDumped
— Jackson (@sleekandshiney1) February 28, 2018
https://twitter.com/DonnaMLanglais/status/968962892350525440
https://twitter.com/GeraldKRandles/status/968969085387137025
#HowIGotDumped I tried to break up with a guy 4 years ago. When I started to dump him, he said "We'll talk about this later" and rushed away. I haven't talked to him since so I guess we're still dating?
— Victoria Pike 🍕 (@victoria_pike) February 28, 2018
A guy offered my high school boyfriend one dollar to break up with me. Boyfriend took the money, and I ended up marrying the other guy #HowIGotDumped
— Glenna Gill (@GlennaKGill) February 28, 2018
Skype date with my girlfriend at the time and out walks a naked man from the bathroom behind her. Then he waved at me as he passed. #HowIGotDumped
— Brandon Alberda Comic (@brandonalberda) February 28, 2018
I was young and I had this huge huge huge crush on this guy. The guy and his friends found out, they bet $25 that I would say yes immediately if he asked me out.
He asked, of course I said yes. Three days later he told me about the bet, said sorry, gave me $10#HowIGotDumped
— Yen Estores DC (@yennybelles) February 28, 2018
Couldn't reach a girl I was dating for 2 days, when I finally got her she said " after not talking to you for 2 days I realized I can live without you. #HowIGotDumped
— sheldon millien (@sheldonmillien) February 28, 2018
In middle school I saw my gf holding another guys hand. When I confronted her on MSN later that night she told me to check my email. Turns out she emailed me a month earlier letting me know we were broken up cuz I “didn’t ever talk to her in person” #HowIGotDumped
— David Flattery (@dflat15) March 1, 2018
In 6th grade, I broke my leg and missed school for awhile. My first day back, I was in a wheelchair and my bf said-I dont think I can roll with you anymore. #HowIGotDumped
— lu🌊 (@lowdownluce) February 28, 2018
I got dumped at a Metallica concert while they were playing "Sad But True". It's sad, but it's true. #HowIGotDumped
— Dylan Trent (@DylanTrent27) February 28, 2018
