10+ People Reveal The Most Awkward Things Ever Happened To Them While Doing It

We’ve all had awkward experiences.

And experiencing awkward things during intimate moments with your significant other are quite common. Sometimes these awkward moments can bring you closer, and sometimes they’ll make you regret going over to their place instantly.

These people revealed the most awkward things that ever happened to them during sex, and it is absolutely hilarious:

#1 Imagine moaning your mom’s name.

I was having sex with my boyfriend who is a VERY loud moaner. He kept saying my name over and over again then all of a sudden his mom comes in and says “yes hun…oh God sorry”…that’s how I found out I have the same name as my boyfriend’s mom.


#2 Creep alert.

I hooked up with the guy I’ve been seeing. Apparently, he doesn’t believe in condoms and took it off without my knowing; I didn’t realize until after. When I asked him in horror why he would do such a thing, he said “I love you. I want you to have my child.” It had been our second date.


#3 Pancakes.

While licking maple syrup off my wife during foreplay, I probably shouldn’t have referred to her breasts as pancakes.

#4 Well, at least they know him better now.

The first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen table. Unfortunately for him my dad, mother and both my brothers had just dropped in for a visit and heard every word he said.


#5 Instant turn off.

I was having sex with my husband when the pores on his forehead triggered my trypanophobia. We had to stop before I had a panic attack.


#6 Yeah, he’s not attracted to toilet paper.

I was having sex with my girlfriend doggy-style and noticed a piece of toilet paper had been “left behind”. I had such a bad internal conflict about whether to tell her or to remove it myself, I went limp. She started crying and accused me of not being attracted to her anymore.

#7 Farting isn’t considered dirty talk.

Things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and I. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered: “God help me for what I’m about to do.” Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly.


#8 You’re your own baby.

I was having sex with an ex when he whispered in my ear, “Who’s my baby?” I, being very bad at dirty talk, said, “You.”


#9 Instant dump.

I was giving my boyfriend oral sex when he pulled away without warning. As I looked up at him to see what was wrong, he screamed “JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!” and shot his load in my eyes.


#10 That is your cue to stop.

I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It’s hard for me to get it up, and I can’t orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, “Yeah, you should stop now, I’m numb.”

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