Valentine’s Day just passed, how did yours go? Were you with the stay-at-home and order pizza squad? Or did you spend the day with your significant other? If you ask me, I slept all day. Literally till the evening. I guess that’s what happens when you’re forever alone.
Before I read this guy’s calculations of me finding a significant other, I actually had some hope. But now I am confident I am going to die with my 50 cats. Thanks a lot, man.
Scroll down below to find out how lonely you’ll be for the rest of your life and become depressed with me:
Are you still hopeful or are you going to curl up in the corner and cry as I did? Let us know in the comments below.