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I mean, I’ve been called lazy a few times, and I admit that I am not the most active person on the Earth, but one thing is for sure, I am much better than a newborn. Yes, I just compared myself to an infant and I am not proud of myself.
If we are being honest, other than looking adorable, all newborns do is cry, poop, eat and then the cycle begins anew again. Well, we aren’t going to let them get away with this laziness anymore! As people are coming together on Twitter to rally against newborns.
I 100% support this movement, and I am not afraid to say it. So scroll on below and take a look at what people have to say about newborns.
Source: Twitter
https://twitter.com/wanabeianconnor/status/1109796630771978241
They're here to replace us. They want to take our jobs and live in our houses and when we die the little buggers will take all our money.
— Man_on_a_farm (@gulliver_trevor) March 24, 2019
For a product that’s brand new they’re not efficient. 0/10 would not recommend
— omo ogun (@bobbyukaga) March 24, 2019
Other animals drop out and go hunt…
If we ain't hold em properly their head might pop off….— The Bamcast Podcast 🇯🇲 (@TheBamCast) March 24, 2019
They wear a lot of white for people who don’t do they own laundry
— Bomia Gabice 🏆 (@bomiagabice) March 24, 2019
Too clingy, which messes up the vibe. Act like they gonna die if you leave them alone for a couple days 🙄
— .💩 (@candlelitttt) March 24, 2019
They've got too many rights for someone who did 9 months inside
— Rjay (@rejoycet) March 24, 2019
https://twitter.com/ifyadi/status/1109760672617979904
https://twitter.com/homegworl/status/1109588151184572417
Undercooked.
— real prime woman (@RhiannonAdmidas) March 24, 2019
https://twitter.com/DColeworld/status/1109811347292852225
https://twitter.com/Hustle_Scholar/status/1110175000848408576
They don’t even speak English.
Talking some “goo-goo, gaga”
We speak American in this country, Osama!
— #BREONNATAYLOR 💱 (@KingKultura) March 23, 2019
https://twitter.com/_une_femme_/status/1109848264973651968
For people who don’t do any work, they sure do sleep a lot. 😡
We’ve got bills???!!!!!— Angry Birdie (@Fowoke_) March 24, 2019
Drop them once and they never trust you again
— kimmyll🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲 (@LmwakaLl) March 24, 2019
https://twitter.com/lunga_lindo/status/1109625991968763904
They really eat a lot for someone not chipping in on grocery money. EVERY 4 hours you hungry? 🤨Really?!?!
— Tamarra The Aries (@T_monster) March 24, 2019
Poor communication skills. As demanding as they are.
— Black Gloves. (@Chubbyy__) March 24, 2019
https://twitter.com/tsddrake/status/1109595028354146304
They always need stuff and never have any money.. broke and begging like an ig model
— Jazzy J ❤️ (@JASS_Kidding) March 24, 2019
A whole lot of poo for creatures on a liquid diet damn 😩
— Tailor Swift Omo Engineer (@ItsYETTYjoor) March 24, 2019
they always clapping their hands and no sound comes out. pic.twitter.com/9AXVzG2VDp
— Black Saint (@wicky_mash) March 24, 2019
https://twitter.com/le_munchkine/status/1109814993426497538
Theyre badly designed- their soft spot on their head is pretty much a self destruct button. I don’t like the way they always stare at me. It’s weird.
— Skyler (@skyler_miles_) March 25, 2019
https://twitter.com/_QueenTM/status/1109835259028344832
They come and I lose everything, my wife, her tits, the quiet, my money, my space, the walk space, in fact, what don't they take from me, they take my life, and then I become addicted… Yet they be doing like they don't know what they have done to me. I can't deal no more. Lol
— Ayodamola (@ayomystical) March 24, 2019
I mean, they should just sleep at least 8 hours per night, like all decent people
— Annalisa Conti (@AnnalisaContiUS) March 24, 2019
They all look like potatoes anyway 🤷🏾♀️
— Selena (@SelenaShines) March 24, 2019
They boring af 😂😂😂😭😭😂
— ✨ (@Heni__A) March 24, 2019
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