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A perfect time for new beginnings and new resolutions, you must be feeling this, right? While it is nice to have all these vibes, resolutions can be a very tricky thing. We can always aim, but we can never be sure about how will it go in the future.
Do we expect too much all of a sudden from ourselves or are we too lazy to change our priorities? As the year goes by, we figure out the problem and then think again to do it by the end of December. But more often than not, the cycle keeps on repeating for the majority.
Anyways, in case you’re making resolutions again, we have something which you will enjoy while thinking about your’s. We have compiled some of the most hilarious resolutions people have on Twitter for their New Years. This will remind you that you’re not alone and there is a world full of people who leave everything for New Year. Here it goes:
Shit I’m going into 2018 with 2012 problems https://t.co/LWPM4AEU4e
— JAY (@Jaay_Quiny) November 26, 2017
My New Years resolution is to be more assertive if that’s okay with you guys?
— Megan Kelly Dunn (@megankcomedy) December 31, 2015
If ur worried ur not gonna get a New Years Eve kiss just remember the Valentines Day is in 45 days n ur probably gonna b alone for that too.
— Clare Terry (@ClareTerry2020) December 30, 2015
Bill Nye is short for “William New Years Eve”
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) January 3, 2017
My new years resolution is to stop biting my toenails. Nervous habit I picked up during all these meetings at work.
— Will Hinsa (@WillHinsa) January 1, 2015
Telling people your New Years resolution so you’ll “be accountable” is a great way to find out that no one cares about your resolution.
— Donna McCoy (@Donna_McCoy) December 29, 2016
2017 beat my ass while my stress, anxiety and depression yelled worldstar
— VINETRIA (@VINTERINE) December 4, 2017
Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word “stop.”
— Pete Holmes (@peteholmes) January 1, 2014
