Why not ‘Faulty Military Birth Control’? I mean, it’s so much more entertaining. Just ask Bunmi Laditan, the person behind the wildly popular “Honest Toddler”.
Which has now been changed to “Honest Toddler’s Mom.” And yes, it is just as amazing as it sounds. You see a few days ago she tweeted about what would the name of our kids be if we named them after the reasons they were born.
The answers are just as hilarious as you thought they might be.
If we named kids after the reason we had them it’d be like, “Hey Marital Problems stop hitting Broken Condom I’m trying to put Hennessy down for a nap.”
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) November 22, 2017
It’s not surprisingly that the twitter feed was soon filled with weird names that sometimes didn’t explain the whole story.
How many Netflix and Chill's would be born by 2020 I wonder 🤔
— 🇯🇲Ms.G🇯🇲 (@CodeName_Petty) November 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/mominiquematti/status/933345748208574464
https://twitter.com/BriannaTurner32/status/933345099572039680
A Second Will Keep the First Occupied would play with Let's Be Parents Cause It'll Be Fun!
— Sarah Davies (@francesthoughts) November 22, 2017
Mine would be … "Clock is Ticking" and "Rhythm Method"
— Michele Matthews (@msmatt1017) November 22, 2017
"hey, DesperateForaBaby, keep WowThatWasEasierThanIThought away from Surpriseat43"
— Alexandra Rosas (@GDRPempress) November 22, 2017
"Happy First Anniversary, let Efficacy of the Pill is Reduced by the Use of Antibiotics have a turn on the Xbox."
— Good Dog, Blue. 🐶 (@sasimmons) November 22, 2017
😂😂😂😂 Hey, Too Much Tequila, I need you to babysit The Doctor Said I Would Never Get Pregnant Again while I go to the liquor store.
— Jess (@Big_Neffy) November 22, 2017
Hey, Overnight Getaway and New Year’s Eve, what do u want for breakfast?
— Timohthy Jay (@TimothyJ44) November 22, 2017
I have Avoiding Writing Dissertation, I’m Bored Being A SAHM, Trying For A Girl, and I Can’t Believe I’m Stuck In Texas.
— Beth (@BethwithBabies) November 22, 2017
What about your kids? What names do they have? Comment on below and let us know!