Parents On Twitter Are Naming Their Kids After The Reason They Had Them & It’ll Make Your Sides Hurt

• By Malaika Aman
• November 30, 2017
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Who ever thought to name a kid Emily?

Why not ‘Faulty Military Birth Control’? I mean, it’s so much more entertaining. Just ask Bunmi Laditan, the person behind the wildly popular “Honest Toddler”.

Which has now been changed to “Honest Toddler’s Mom.” And yes, it is just as amazing as it sounds. You see a few days ago she tweeted about what would the name of our kids be if we named them after the reasons they were born.

The answers are just as hilarious as you thought they might be.

If we named kids after the reason we had them it’d be like, “Hey Marital Problems stop hitting Broken Condom I’m trying to put Hennessy down for a nap.”

— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) November 22, 2017

It’s not surprisingly that the twitter feed was soon filled with weird names that sometimes didn’t explain the whole story.

Too many to count.

How many Netflix and Chill's would be born by 2020 I wonder 🤔

— 🇯🇲Ms.G🇯🇲 (@CodeName_Petty) November 22, 2017

I would love to know the story behind ‘taco truck fight’.

https://twitter.com/mominiquematti/status/933345748208574464

That is definitely a mouthful.

https://twitter.com/BriannaTurner32/status/933345099572039680

I am guessing it didn’t turn out to be that fun?

A Second Will Keep the First Occupied would play with Let's Be Parents Cause It'll Be Fun!

— Sarah Davies (@francesthoughts) November 22, 2017

Who would want to give their kid a boring name if you’ve got these!?

Mine would be … "Clock is Ticking" and "Rhythm Method"

— Michele Matthews (@msmatt1017) November 22, 2017

I’m surprised that was easier.

"hey, DesperateForaBaby, keep WowThatWasEasierThanIThought away from Surpriseat43"

— Alexandra Rosas (@GDRPempress) November 22, 2017

You learn something new everyday.

"Happy First Anniversary, let Efficacy of the Pill is Reduced by the Use of Antibiotics have a turn on the Xbox."

— Good Dog, Blue. 🐶 (@sasimmons) November 22, 2017

I can see why you would want to go to the liquor store.

😂😂😂😂 Hey, Too Much Tequila, I need you to babysit The Doctor Said I Would Never Get Pregnant Again while I go to the liquor store.

— Jess (@Big_Neffy) November 22, 2017

The celebrations didn’t end as planned did they?

Hey, Overnight Getaway and New Year’s Eve, what do u want for breakfast?

— Timohthy Jay (@TimothyJ44) November 22, 2017

Would love to know the stories behind these names!

I have Avoiding Writing Dissertation, I’m Bored Being A SAHM, Trying For A Girl, and I Can’t Believe I’m Stuck In Texas.

— Beth (@BethwithBabies) November 22, 2017

What about your kids? What names do they have? Comment on below and let us know!