Girl Sent A Three Paragraph Essay To Her BF And He Had The Most ‘Boyfriend’ Response Ever

• By Umniya Najeeb
• March 9, 2018
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Best way to make your girlfriend shut up?

Nowadays, couples talk all the time. Day in… day out. One partner could be more contentious than the other. They might not be understanding at all or the other way around, but life is a roller coaster for most.

Just a few days ago, this Twitter user going by the username @XOashh_ shared with the world her boyfriend’s reply to an ongoing argument via texts. It was only a 5-word reply to change the subject as she showered him with an essay of 3 paragraphs. But as most of us know, boyfriends simply like to avoid reading our long texts.

Here’s the screenshot of the texts posted by the girlfriend on her Twitter account. Saucy, right?

I send this 3 page essay to my bf in a argument this is what he texts back 🙄😒 pic.twitter.com/rpUlXgXvMv

— Amoney 🤑 (@XOashh_) March 4, 2018

Seems like he knew just the right thing to say to get his girl silenced. JC Penny towels? Seriously, though? He could have thought of clothes or heels or make-up but… Oh well, at least he’s considerate enough to let her know about the huge sale on the towels.

This person’s advise might just help her in the long run.

https://twitter.com/hongotit/status/970390880996745216

Why would someone be this creepy towards someone in complete stress?

He just looking out😂🤷🏼‍♀️that boy don't wanna argue with you lol

— Kelsey 🌸 (@_Kelseyyyf_) March 5, 2018

Everyone’s shocked! JCPenney’s selling big towels for two bucks?

https://twitter.com/pepprcabbg/status/970754687090724864

How rude. Taking her boyfriend’s side would have made her angrier.

https://twitter.com/GSOSA21/status/970737013715423232

She must be thinking of removing the tweet as these people only care for $2 BIG TOWELS not her feelings. Huh.

wait do they still have $2 towels lol

— took my govt name off and i cant leave this blank (@helluhasian_) March 5, 2018

Way to hurt someone’s feelings, people. *Claps*

So this sale still happenin or what

— Zach (@ZaCray13) March 6, 2018

There… she knows about this guy’s lie as one of the JCPenney staff members told everyone that there was no “$2 Big Towel” on sale!

as a JCPenney home associate, we in fact do not have $2 “big towels” pls do not come by looking for any https://t.co/OmYo38eg7l

— ummm sun? SUN? (@jillian__starr) March 5, 2018

I wonder what the outcome was for the boyfriend after reading this. Happy dating, people!