This Mom Tweets All The Hysterical Stuff Her 7-Year Old Says And It’s My New Fav Thing On Twitter

7-year-olds can be quite quippy.

As evident by the daughter of the New York Times best-selling author and screenwriter Kelly Oxford. The sarcastic 7-year-old named Bea has captured the hearts of millions and her mother’s, of course.

Apparently, Kelly and Bea tend to talk about a wide range of topics from hookers to weed. Yes, she is really a 7-year-old. Oxford loves to share their banter on her Twitter, and we can see why.

I feel you!

This girl knows what she wants.

I mean geez! How do you expect her to remember everything?

I am quite sure that makes me a bad person, But I agree wholeheartedly.

At least she is honest.

I can’t believe either.

Can’t believe she is much more cooler than me.

Probably should lock my doors at night.

She already has her whole life planned.

Well, In his defence, Mortal Combat is only an animation.

It is quite clear by the above conversation between Bea and her mother that kids like her will someday rule this world. Do you have a child? If so, do you have any of their stories to share? Comment on below and let us know!

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