Twitter’s Newest Hashtag #MillennialNewYearResolution Is So Accurate That It Hurts

• By Asad Tipu
• December 24, 2017
• 3 minutes read

The year is coming to an end, and that means a new one is about to start.

It comes with different experiences, more people, more stress, more heartache, and more happiness. Look at the kind of person you were a year ago, and look at who you are today. People change drastically when they’re young, and not really all that much when they’re old.

And that’s because they do something called “New Year’s Resolutions”.

You know what they are. Promises to do something like pick up another language, go to the gym, or something else, and you end up not doing it at all after a month. So why not pick something more realistic? Something… Millennial.

#1 Adulting.

#2 Diet of Avacado.

#3 Basement-Apartment, same thing.

#4 Damn right, fam.

#5 I literally can’t see that happening.

#6 It’s a bad habit, but I might run into the road.

#7 I’ll never stop borrowing my friend’s.

#8 Can’t even today, tomorrow, or any other day.

#9 Yassss.

#10 Not always necessary, but that order is recommended.

#11 Selfies are always better than the real deal.

#12 Or you could just skip.

#13 That would mean money for Uber which I don’t have.

#14 That’s never happening.

#15 Veganism.