It takes some real skill to make someone laugh, to be humorous or amusing to someone. However, even though some things are so silly and random, they never fail to tickle your funny bone. And you try too hard not to laugh. But, even then there are a million things that tickle your funny bone even if they aren’t supposed to be funny.
*At a party*
STRANGER: Are you that guy who brags about weird shit?
ME: No I'm the guy who takes the longest baths in the city.
— Nate Usher (@thenatewolf) June 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/datassque/status/883465303543492608
you, watching the mask: I want what he's smokin haha
me: he's not on any drugs. it's that mask. it makes him act wild— slick (@dlicj) August 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/rockymomax/status/720292146037829633
[sliding $5 to the zookeeper]
Maybe one of those penguins ends up in my car?— David Hughes (@david8hughes) January 13, 2015
Before u leave the house, think of the acronym 'WOWEE'
Wallet
phOne
Wkeys
Egg
Egg (backup)— Deirdre (@figgled) September 14, 2017
[stuart little stops next to me at the light in his fuckin sweet ass little red car]
my gf, immediately: i think we should see other people
— dubstep4dads (@dubstep4dads) November 11, 2016
Please. My rabbit. He's very sick. pic.twitter.com/MSejV0hvtn
— madrigal (@whatmaddness) July 23, 2017
The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you're sinking into quicksand.
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) July 1, 2013
https://twitter.com/ohen39/status/923019102368669696