What stupid thing are we angry about today? The Trumps again? Oooh! I wonder why? Did some journalist finally uncover some solid evidence? Are the impeachment proceedings underway? Did Trump tweet something stupid again?
Evidently not, because today, my dear readers, we have a problem with Melania Trump going to help flood victims from Hurricane Harvey.
.@POTUS & @FLOTUS depart the White House for Texas #Harvey pic.twitter.com/ynjiuCmBaA
— Noah Gray (@NoahGrayCNN) August 29, 2017
Because let’s set aside the fact that the First Lady is going to help victims of Hurricane Harvey, making sure that those who suffered from the flood are okay, and let’s comment on the fact that she’s wearing heels.
Melania's wearing the "eating diamonds" of disaster zone footwear pic.twitter.com/cnK2cbmrAW
— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) August 29, 2017
You told me Hurricane Harvey was the name of the club. pic.twitter.com/xpTYkrEELH
— Nover (@YoungNobler) August 29, 2017
(Melania wobbles into shelter in 6-inch heels)
"I here help. I bring you perfumes and chocolates." https://t.co/t8G4MP8zei— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) August 29, 2017
https://twitter.com/NastyNastyVet/status/902528221287206912
Melania with the perfect flood shoes, the higher the heel the drier you stay.
— Tom Hasan (@kellyhasan) August 29, 2017
"The higher the heels, the further from the poors." pic.twitter.com/O1jSGBeiEm
— April Lavalle (@imatoofbrush) August 29, 2017
https://twitter.com/Friedmang/status/902532833234780165
When your flood outfit pulls off the miraculous feat of making Trump the second most embarrassing person in a picture. pic.twitter.com/8cFADMX9iY
— Brook Lundy (@brooklundy1) August 29, 2017
does…does melania know that it's flooding or https://t.co/eXAjQSq8gB
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) August 29, 2017