Jaden Smith lives in his own little world.
And I don’t say that in a mean way at all. But if you have ever been on Jaden Smith’s Twitter, you’ll know what I’m talking about, because it seems that he loves to post random nuggets of ‘wisdom’ on his Twitter.
Well, that is what many people say. If you ask my personal opinion, I am usually just confused by most of his Tweets. If you still don’t understand what I’m talking about, the following are some of his random tweets.
Maybe they make sense to him?
I'm About To Connect The Dots And Transcend The Matrix
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) February 28, 2018
Because they are mostly random, at least for me.
Most Trees Are Blue
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 23, 2013
I Only Apply To The Sixth Amendment
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) December 16, 2012
I was not aware of that but good to know.
Well, one person decided that it would be hilarious to send his wife random Jaden Smith tweets throughout the day. The man was actually 34-year-old Joel Willis, the executive editor of “The Dad,” an entertainment brand for guys with kids.
And he started this two years ago.
If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 12, 2013
Who else was he going to send this to?
I mean that is pretty true.
The More Time You Spend Awake The More Time You Spend Asleep.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) February 13, 2015
Did she just ignore that?
How is it that our eyes aren’t real?
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 2, 2013
So that is what that means.
How does Jaden Smith have any followers left?
I Encourage You All To Unfollow Me So I Can Be Left With The People Who Actually Appreciate Philosophy And Poetry. #CoolTapeVol2
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) October 13, 2013
That would be my exact response too.
That proves that apples these days are manufactured!
You Would Have To Eat 5 Apples Today To Get The Same Nutritional Value As An Apple From 1950. #Fallow
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) October 10, 2013
It could be true.
Too much running can seriously injure you though.
When You Party I'm On The Treadmill,When You Sleep I'm On The Treadmill, When I Tweet I'm On TheTreadmill. Remember This
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 12, 2015
I am guessing she just ignores the stuff that doesn’t make sense to her.
That is surprisingly pretty sweet.
People Think A RelationShip Makes You Whole, That It's Two 50%'s Coming Together To Make 100% When It Should Be Two 100%'s Making 200%•••
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 5, 2014
That is probably the sweetest thing she has ever heard.
I wish I were serious too, yet here I am.
I Love Math…………..Man I Wish I Was Serious
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 8, 2011
Just thinking about maths while doing Laundry.
But Willis finally decided to let the cat out of the bag after two years!
However, she just found it anti-climactic.
People are shocked that in the texts she is totally unbothered by the whole thing.
I told her ‘I dropped the needle on the record industrial complex for the 5th time this month while I bathed in sorbet.’ WHO JUST LETS THAT GO?
But I think it went on for so long because I’ve done similar stuff in the past.
Laura might not have found it hilarious, but Willis did.
There were so many times over the past two years when I’d share what was happening with friends or coworkers and we’d be in tears laughing about it.
This dumb prank has brought me so much joy. Thank you, Laura. And thank you, Jaden Smith.