Literally Just A Bunch Of Funny Tweets About Amazon Buying Out Whole Foods

Amazon just bought Whole Foods

No, I don’t mean Amazon just bought some food, I mean that it bought the company. Whole Foods was obtained by Amazon for $13.7 billion. That’s a lot of cash. But that’s not really what’s funny about the whole situation.

Jeff Bezos, CEO of Amazon, was simply going through his morning routine when he realised he was hungry. He asked Alexa to buy some whole food.

“Buying Whole Foods.”

And so, Bezos became the new owner for $13.7 billion. I’m certain that’s not what happened, but is anyone going to tell Twitter that?

Because one of the most opinionated parts of the internet turned it into a hilarious joke

Was Jeff Bezos the mastermind, or was it Alexa?

Maybe it was an accident

I love food too


Amazon might make the prices more reasonable

Looking forward to my next paycheck

Just imagine, Whole Foods Prime

Amazon really doesn’t have any business buying this, so who knows what crazy mergers happen next?

Because, let’s face it. Corporations are the real superpowers

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