Pre-K Kids Made A Cook Book And Came Up With Some Hilarious Recipes & Internet Can’t Stop Laughing

If you wanted to take your tastebuds for a ride, look no further.

Jordan Adams has announced his latest cookbook, put together by his master chef nephew and the rest of his colleagues. These dishes and recipes are exquisite, and are the best thing you’ll ever taste. You don’t ever need to worry about what you want for your next meal, because with this cookbook, you’ll know what you want every meal.

Don’t believe me? Take a look for yourself.

Ariana’s Macaroni

First you put the macaroni in the stove and now you put it in the end. Put it to the oven and put cheese and more melted cheese. The oven has to be hot like fire…like a candle…like for birthdays. Now you need to tell everyone that it’s time to leave. And I have to leave because I am going to a party with a swimming pool.My sister says, “Why do you go to the swimming pool and I say, “Because I like it.” Now I go home and I am waiting for it not to be hot and then my sister says, “Why do you do that?” it’s becuase you blow on the macaroni so it wont be hot. You need to wait. Now its done!”

Ethan’s Eggs

First you put pancakes and then sugar and that’s it. You can cook it, but you can go to my house and I will give you eggs because my mom makes eggs all the time. You can eat them with a spoon. Don’t put anything on them because that’s how you makes eggs, with nothing.

Joe’s Tacos

First I don’t actually know, I really don’t remember anything. Can I change this to cheesy roll ups? Because they are super easy. There is only 3 stuff you need, white cheese, yellow cheese and tortilla. I don’t even want to make tacos anymore. I don’t even know how. It is too hard to think about tacos. But I can make cheesy roll ups. They are super easy. They come from Taco Bell. I need yellow cheese and I don’t know where to buy the white cheese. I don’t know how to make tacos. Cheesy roll ups are better because I know how to make them. Let me think…one time I made candy and it turned brown. I don’t want tacos anymore. I like them, but I love cheesy roll ups more. I don’t like beans because they make me throw up. My mom made me eat a burrito one time with beans and I threw up. Wait…I know how to make watermelon it is easy…just buy the watermelon and eat it.

Sebastian’s Pancakes.

You get a thingy from the house and you put it in the hot thingy. Turn on the hot thingy and it burns so you have to be careful. You make like, something and put it in and it cooks. Then you get a plate and finish it. Don’t leave the plate on the table, you have to throw it away in the sink or flies will get on it.

Twitter absolutely loved them.


For good reason, these recipes are hilarious.

This was an experience.


It’s okay Joe.

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