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Wondering who Carol and Linda are? Tbh, we don’t know either. But, these tweets will make you laugh hard!
hate when people say "if u think this is better than sex, u haven't had good sex!", like no, maybe you've just never had good lasagna, Carol
— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) August 4, 2017
[schmoozing at fancy dinner]
me: im a private investigator
wife: you're allowed to say gynaecologist, keith
me: people are eating, linda— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) November 19, 2014
Oh really, Carol? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take you to mind your own business
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) October 6, 2014
"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know"
Me: wow 3 kids… those are pretty damn permanent CAROL
— Emily Barry (@EmiBarry) July 26, 2017
Baby Bear: Someone’s been eating my porridge!
Mama: That’s wonderful, dear. Papa never eats Mama’s porridge anymore.
Papa: Jesus, Linda…
— swann’s güey (@athleisure_monk) May 17, 2015
https://twitter.com/LoniBryantt/status/886960440668037121
Wife: we have to get rid of these ants
Me: if u don't look at them they disappear
Wife: that's ignorant
Me: i know the technical term linda— FROVO doesn't want to be a pig right now (@fro_vo) June 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/Jay_FrickinLynn/status/616682283446222848
