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Everyone has a different reaction when it comes to being pregnant. But one thing is for sure; all women are hormonal as hell during it. So the most you can do is joke about it later because you might realise some of your reactions were unnecessary.
So here are hilarious AF tweets about pregnancy you can relate to if you’re carrying a baby:
4-yr-old saw picture of me pregnant.
I explain that she was inside me. She thought for a bit then said:
“I never want to do that again.”— Zoe vs. the Universe (@zoevsuniverse) July 21, 2014
Nobody on this train is decent enough to give up their seat for a pregnant woman & now I gotta stand here w/my sweater balled up in my coat.
— Caissie St.Onge (@Caissie) December 16, 2013
[walks into 4D ultrasound office]
Receptionist: Uh sir. This is for pregnant women
Me: I just want to see my burrito again
— ?ack (@Mr_Kapowski) August 5, 2015
My Obgyn suggested I cut carbs to maintain a healthier pregnancy weight.
Frankly, I’d rather cut the Obgyn.— full metal mommy (@FullMetalMommy) June 9, 2014
3-year-old: Can the baby come out to play?
Pregnant wife: No, honey. She’s not ready yet.
3-year-old:
Wife:
3-year-old: Babies are lazy.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 30, 2015
Don’t ask a pregnant lady “do you know the sex?” obviously she knows about sex she’s pregnant you stupid idiot
— Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) March 5, 2015
I just left a voicemail and said ” please call me back at your convenience. Amen.” Instead of “goodbye”. #pregnancybrain is real y’all
— Virginia Williams (@VirginiaWms) October 14, 2015
I just started crying while watching a Post-It commercial.
Pregnancy confirmed.
— samantha jo ❄️❄️ (@samanthajcampen) August 22, 2012
If you eat a pregnant girls food, you’re required to have the baby for her
— Moe (@_Mo_lee_) August 19, 2014
That terrifying moment when your in the bath and can’t see your vagina anymore …? ?#pregnancyproblems #knewthisdaywouldcome
— Mallory (@Mallory0502) October 21, 2015
