Umniya Najeeb
There is nothing funny about periods.
But this post certainly is hilarious.
There are those days when we’re all happily active and going on about our day. But then there are those dreadful days when all you want to do is curl up in your bed with some chocolate and a romantic movie and cry your heart out.
Trust me; once you go through this post, you’re going to forget all about those painful days when you wake up with the gross stain on your bed or those awful cramps that constantly make you feel like you’re sitting on spikes.
1. “My period is late. But how?”
me: *a virgin
period: *is late
me: pic.twitter.com/0DjvO0CwV2— imani sims (@rosetampon) April 12, 2017
2. When you wake up with a dirty surprise.
I just saw a swedish fish in my bed out of the corner of my eye and thought it was a period stain and now my heart is literally pounding bye
— Christine Sydelko (@csydelko) September 19, 2017
3. I wanna be as happy as they are in the commercials when I have my period.
I just want to jump as high as the girls in the tampon commercials
— Her Tall Boots (@fuzzlime) April 17, 2017
4. Hard times bring you together.
If a girls asks me for a tampon and I don't have one for her, best believe we bouta search the entire vicinity together to find her a tampon
— Tease (@tease) March 14, 2017
5. Oh, thank God for technology!
putting my overheating macbook charger on my stomach to help period cramps because I’m a modern woman
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) May 14, 2017
6. When PMS gets the better of you.
pms pic.twitter.com/cR46yffLsK
— P. (@beniidareet) July 26, 2017
7. When you’re too tired to give a shit, so you decide on making new period panties.
I'm too lazy to put a tampon in so I'm just making new period panties
— Traci (@debon7) August 22, 2017
8. And the power puff tampon saves the day!
Send prayers & good wishes for the guy who tried to pick my pocket on the luas, took out a tampon, got mortified & tried to put it back.
— Lisa Coen (@lbcoen) August 6, 2017
9. There are two types of period moods.
me(on my period): omg this is the worst, most inconvenient thing ever i never want to experience this again
me(period is late): well…fuck.— chloe macintosh (@grlforce) March 31, 2017
10. When you are hit suddenly with the blood bomb.
Hidden camera footage of the exact moment my period starts pic.twitter.com/NjLX5TWFiw
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) February 20, 2017