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Parenting is probably the hardest job a human could take. A lot of time and effort and finance is invested into someone, all because you want to. And while we already established that Ryan Reynolds is probably the best dad, these parents really give the beloved Canadian actor a run for his money.
From hilarious to brutally honest to just plain done, these people probably have some intense children.
Me expecting my 1st baby: I'll love him and guide him and always be there
Me now: JUST FIGURE IT OUT I MEAN C'MON GUYS JEEZ I JUST SAT DOWN
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) July 9, 2017
If my kids could just do what I say & stop complaining about every single thing, I could be the parent I always wanted to be.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 11, 2017
I've reached the stage of parenthood where jeans are my fancy pants.
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) July 8, 2017
"I have no one to play with."
– kids with siblings
— Molly England (@bluebonetbabies) July 14, 2017
We all start out wanting the best for our kids, and end up giving them whatever the hell will shut them up.
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) July 12, 2017
I wish I loved anything as much as my kids love to fight over whose turn it is to push the elevator button.
— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) July 12, 2017
Playing a game with my kid where she draws a picture and I have one chance to guess what it is and if I'm wrong, everyone's day is ruined.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) July 9, 2017
Why be miserable by ourselves when we can be miserable together?
-how playdates became a thing
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) July 10, 2017
Cargo pants are basically just dad leg purses.
— dadpression (@Dadpression) July 7, 2017
"The children are our future," I whisper, as I break up a fight about poop.
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) July 10, 2017
Any time a mom asks online where she can donate her kids stuffed animals to, I want to reply "the garbage can"
— Jen (@TheNextMartha) July 10, 2017
It would appear all the kids from the neighborhood are in my home and find it best to communicate by screaming. Send help.
— It'sReally10Months (@really10months) July 11, 2017
The pool is a fun place to watch your kids fight about inflatable toys instead of their regular toys.
— Meredith (@PerfectPending) July 8, 2017
Kid: *shaking me awake* Mom can I have a cookie?
Me: I WAS NAPPING
Kid: Fine, I'll just go ask dad, he's in the kitchen anyway.
— TheBabyLady (@thebabylady7) July 10, 2017
When I got my toddler out of bed, she gave me a big hug to show how much she loves me.
Just kidding.
She hit me with a shoe.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 10, 2017
8y.o: "I love animals!"
11: "We're eating animal! But this animal tastes so good fried in breadcrumbs."
-Why we can't have dinner guests.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) July 10, 2017
I was doing dishes tonight & my 3yo said, "Wine. Mommy need wine."
So now she's my favorite.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) July 10, 2017
My 9YO can completely dismantle a house during a 30 min conference call.
— luke i am your mother (@MommaUnfiltered) July 13, 2017
5: my friend's dad can lift her over his head.
Me: did you tell them I can too?
5: no, but I told them you are good at swearing in the car.— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) July 7, 2017
Funny how bossy my toddler is for somebody who just hurt herself eating an animal cracker.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) July 8, 2017
5: How come we never do anything fun?
Me: We went to an amusement park..
5: Yeah but that was a really long time ago
Me: It was yesterday
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) July 13, 2017
I'm not awake enough to explain to my 5yo that "Menopause" is NOT the name of a Pokémon.
— Lea Grover (@bcmgsupermommy) July 12, 2017
Kids' Olympics. Events include Crumb Toss, Bathroom Pee Splash, Short Nap. For opening ceremony kids just scream and drip popsicle all over.
— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) July 10, 2017
Some kid at the pool: wanna see me do something cool?
Me: I don't even want to see my own kid do something cool
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) July 13, 2017
I'd like to enter my 4-year-old into a weird-off contest. I'm pretty positive he'd win.
— Jennifer Borget (@JenniferBorget) July 9, 2017
