10+ Utterly Hilarious And Clean Jokes That Will Make Your Sides Hurt

• By Malaika Aman
• December 11, 2017
• 5 minutes read

Ready for some family-friendly jokes?

While it is true that dirty jokes are often funnier than ‘clean’ ones, the following 48 jokes, however, might change your mind. The best part? They are totally clean, and you will freely be able to tell these to your family. So let’s begin, shall we?

#1 Tripping.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

-ImHully

#2 Surprised.

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

-megan_james

#3 Cannibals.

Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says “I think we got this joke wrong”

-Moltenfirez

#4 Flamingo.

My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

-Spysquirrel

#5 Outlaws.

What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

-Dave-Stark

#6 Elephant.

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said “Thanks”
I said “Don’t mention it”

-3shirts

#7 Epi-Pen.

I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.

-kate_winslat

#8 Beer.

I poured root beer in a square glass.
Now I just have beer.

-PM_ME_TINY_DINOSAURS

#9 Hippo.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

-alosercalledsusie

#10 Orange.

My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “no it doesn’t”.

-DinosRoar1

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