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Guy Wakes Up With A Black Eye And Hangover, Finds A Note From His Wife & Things Escalated Quickly

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after a long night out partying with his friends.

The pulsating migraine is intense and it feels like his skull is going to split in half. Groggily, he gets up from the bed and forces his eyes open. He’s a married man, and he doesn’t remember how he got home from the party! “Dammit,” he thinks, wondering what the hell he did last night. The amount of alcohol he consumed, he had no idea who or what happened last night. When he’s finally able to pry his eyes open, he sees a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the nightstand. Next to it was a little note decorated in hearts and a kiss mark.

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The letter began,

“Dear lover, last night you came home drunk and made a huge racket. But Don’t worry! Breakfast is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to make your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, you know who.”

Jack did not. He had a black eye, and it was throbbing. The worst case scenario swept through his head, and by the time he stumbled into the kitchen, he had convinced himself that he cheated on his wife, and the black eye was from her, and the letter from the woman he cheated on with.

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Except, he could confirm.

See, his friend was waiting there in the kitchen, also managing a headache, and Jack asked him, “What happened last night?”

“Well, you came home at three in the morning, drunk and tripping over your own feet. Fell and hit your head on the coffee table, broke it and gave yourself a black eye. Promptly got up, puked in the hallway, and ran into a door.”

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And at long last, the truth comes out.

“Who left me all the medicine and the letter and why is she in such a good mood if I was so awful last night?”

“OH THAT. Yeah, that’s your wife, and when she tried to take off your pants, you screamed ‘Leave me alone! I’m married! I’m married!'”

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