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Guy Tried To Beat Insomnia By Grading Foxes On Twitter And It’s Gonna Make You Howl With Laughter

Foxes are one of the coolest and underrated animals in the kingdom.

Have you ever thought whether you are a dog or a cat person? Ever been so indecisive you just went “I want both”? Well, if you’re the person who wants both, then what you need is a pet fox. Twitter user Colin J Carlson is one such person, as he is a huge fan of foxes. But by no means an expert.

During a certain bout with sleeplessness and insomnia, he decided to rate weird foxes and give them a grade from A to F. It helped him finally get some sleep, and it kept us entertained because he’s right. Foxes are pretty weird, but they’re basically dog versions of cats or cat versions of dogs. Either way, we’re thoroughly entertained.

Source: Twitter 

#1 Foxes get assigned grades here.

#2 Disclaimer, he does not know foxes.

#3 Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes), the classic fox.

#4 The Tibetan Sand Fox (Vulpes ferrilata), cubism.

#5 Ruppell’s Fox (Vulpes rueppellii), an unauthorized transaction.

#6 The Corsac fox (Vulpes corsac), God’s perfect fox.

#6 Blanford’s fox (Vulpes Cana) with astounding ear:face: tail ratios.

#7 Bonus round, Maned Wolf, (Chrysocyon Brachyurus)

#8 The Kitfox (Vulpes macrotis), too hard to be cute.

#9 Bat-eared fox (otocyon megalotis), weird fox form.

#10 Fennec fox (Vulpes zerda), best latin name.

#11 Darwin’s fox (Lycalopex fulvipes), rounded smoother interface.

#12 Crab-eating fox (cerdocyon thous), almost a fox.

#13 The arctic fox (Vulpes lagopus), the soft boy with fox aesthetic.

#14 Bonus bonus round, the fox named Boris, will piss in your coffee.

#15 Pale fox, (Vulpes pallida), unlike a fox in any capacity.

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