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A Guy Learns His Lesson After Faking An Allergy To Impress His Date.

By Malaika Aman
December 19, 2018
3 minutes read

Making something up doesn’t always turn out the way you expect.

It is exactly like people who ask for fries without salt. They can instead ask the staff nicely to make them fresh fries rather than saying they are allergic to salt. In my personal experience, the staff usually does give you fresh food this way.

However, this one particular guy tried the other method. He faked having a severe allergy to onions so that he could have fresh guac. As you can probably guess, it didn’t turn out the way he had hoped, or it wouldn’t be on here, would it?

So scroll on below and join us as we laugh at this guy’s stupidity.

Source: Reddit

And this is where the story starts.

How is that at all impressing? I mean it just sounds kind of rude to the restaurant.

Well, that certainly took a turn for the worst.

However, it didn’t end there as the guy didn’t tell restaurant the truth.

Do people with allergy actually cough? Don’t they usually swell up or something?

Yes, there is more.

I think the manager suspected something.

Or maybe he was just nice and didn’t want anything to be pinned on their restaurant?

Here I am. A healthy 25 year old adult. Having to pay $500 to visit a fucking emergency room for no fucking reason. Another nurse came up to me to take my vitals and the doctor asked what was wrong and I had to sheepishly tell him, “I think I might have been having an allergic reaction”. He says, “Are you allergic to anything?” And I go “No”.