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Internet Applauds As This Guy Hilariously Beat Meal Mooching Tinder Date In Her Own Game

  • By Asad Tipu
  • January 11, 2018
  • 3 minutes read

Tinder is dating made easy.

I say “dating”, but we all know I’m referring to hook-ups. It’s classier if I call it dating instead. Anyway, this one guy,  signed up for Tinder and got “Superliked” straight away. If you don’t know what that is, it’s an upwards swipe and you can only do it once a day. Or five, if you’re using Tinder Plus.

Unfortunately, our user didn’t get the date he envisioned.

Source: Imgur

He posted the image on Imgur with the caption:

I signed up for Tinder, just to see what would happen. A few hours later, I got “superliked,” which is apparently better than “liked”. We talked for a few days, she seemed super cool. I suggested a date, and she insisted on it being dinner. Cool.

We met up tonight at a restaurant I’d picked out. She didn’t look at me, wore sweatpants, and immediately ordered an $13 appetizer. Okay, not a dealbreaker. I tried starting a conversation a few times, but she only gave one word answers. Then, she orders a $25 steak and $22 crab legs. She drank 4 $9 glasses of wine. I got the steak, and a few drinks myself.

Right about the time our main course(s) arrived, I’d pretty much given up. She talked more to the waiter. As we were finishing, I excused myself and went to the restroom. While I was in there, a light bulb went off. I left the bathroom, headed out the door, got in my car, and drove home. Now, here I am. She messaged me a few times, called me a “fucker” about twelve times. Eh..

The comments were relentless.

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