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Government Official Admits Using Public Funds To Buy Her Dog A Tuxedo & We Aren’t Mad

Breaking news: government official uses tax dollars on personal use.

Among the many things she bought was a tuxedo for her pug. Usually, if someone spends upwards of $200,000 of tax dollars on something, people are angry and ready for blood. Not in this case. See, because she spent the money on something like a monkey suit for a dog, people on Twitter were more than forgiving.

Kristi Goss was an Arkansas administrative official when she stole public funds for her heinous activities.

#1 Like this pug shot.

#2 Twitter didn’t want murder this time though.

https://twitter.com/jaimebet925/status/908065072093659136

#3 They were ready to pay more, in fact.

#4 This is not a sin, after all.

#5 No one said you can’t really do it.

https://twitter.com/mustafarashed/status/908093722574848004

#6 The public has a right to see this.

#7 Evidence of misuse of funds necessary.

https://twitter.com/owillis/status/908065758055464960

#8 Obviously there was some anger.

https://twitter.com/HarrisonMooney/status/908090880921235456

#9 It doesn’t make sense, really.

#10 Maybe this is a sign.

https://twitter.com/matthewbaldwin/status/908049493886517248

#11 The President of America should deal with this.

#12 It’s not like she bought drugs for her pug.

#13 This is the winning strategy.

https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/908064312115298304

#14 Unfortunately, she did more than just buy a tux.

So close, Kristi Goss. So close.

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