Honestly, I don’t think so, but who knows? Things can sometimes turn out very surprising. Whatever your thoughts on the subject matter, the predictions in these cookies can be very eerie sometimes. While other times they are as unhelpful as possible.
Today we will be exploring fortune cookies of the latter variety. Now I am not saying that some of these are not true. But they could have gone about it more nicely.
Some of these even make their political alignment very clear. Still, don’t know how I feel about that though. However, These fortune cookies do not lack sass so get ready for an amazing but bumpy ride.
my fortune cookie just told me to drop out of college pic.twitter.com/0LAjKUMV66
— pa™️uth (@matrickputh) July 15, 2017
I'm pretty sure my fortune cookie just insulted me. 🤔 pic.twitter.com/nU5JHhORGQ
— Amanda (@LadyPleaze) July 19, 2017
THIS WOULD INCREASE MY STRESS LEVEL. Fortune cookie's been stalking my twitter. pic.twitter.com/1ILlaemeRq
— Ian Campbell @ Naboo (@kriegtastic) July 15, 2017
My kid got the worst fortune cookie. pic.twitter.com/4Fq7kWEcMw
— Terry Moore (@TerryMooreII) July 18, 2017
Had pho for lunch and this was my coworkers fortune cookie. Talk about insult cookie 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/02JSwsKGh2
— Ellie (@__itsellie) August 11, 2016
This is terrible advice, shame on you fortune cookie. pic.twitter.com/attyUSl4eR
— James Hardi (@james_hardi) June 24, 2017
My fortune cookie today. Seriously?! #fortunecookie pic.twitter.com/v19Pf1L2w0
— Eddie Coleman (@Eddie_Runs) July 19, 2017
No. I need specifics, fortune cookie! pic.twitter.com/3Lzcn7Lj0v
— Cal Lundmark (@calundmark) July 19, 2017
What a terrible fortune cookie: "you are not illiterate." No shit!!! Ridiculous! #badfortune #fortunecookie pic.twitter.com/Q1bRQedbZY
— Samsohn (@Samsohn) June 16, 2017
Here's another fortune cookie for ya pic.twitter.com/NtcAjYJTdR
— Marcos Flores (@marcosflowers) July 20, 2017
My fortune cookie is plagiarizing Ben Franklin. pic.twitter.com/UQNDI6GkgJ
— Brad The Inhaler 🌬 (@issafly) July 14, 2017
https://twitter.com/angieandthedogs/status/888424116382040065
Fili, Heir to Erebor. *opens another fortune cookie* pic.twitter.com/21f3FUpapY
— Liam Ⓥ🎃🦇🔮🕸 (@thunderandfrost) July 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/ERPETLS/status/885366456984129536
Gettin called out by my fortune cookie pic.twitter.com/CricKMQVwX
— chibi @ sad cowboys (@Chibi_Pls) July 13, 2017
This is what my fortune cookie said…okay I'm all ears 👂🏾👀 pic.twitter.com/QDtNmk0oFC
— Shadynasty (@Slim_Jiminy) July 13, 2017
Received a version of my favorite quote in a fortune cookie. pic.twitter.com/Y7fIdIenfL
— David Engle (@engledavid) July 13, 2017
Fortune cookie filled with sass: pic.twitter.com/24JVFoG1gv
— Jamie™️ (@mspennyface) July 12, 2017
YALL IM WATCHING HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER AND I GOT THIS FORTUNE COOKIE pic.twitter.com/ENl7ZaSzfv
— kendall (@hpewrIdz) July 12, 2017
tfw when the fortune cookie is a trump supporter pic.twitter.com/u8AG42qoeu
— Walk-in Frasier (@snapperiv) July 12, 2017
What did you think of the above fortune cookies? Have you had these kinds of fortunes cookies before? If so, tell us in the comments below. We always love to hear from our readers.