10+ Hilarious ‘First Of All’ Tweets That Will Make Your Inner Hoe Laugh Out Loud

Feeling down in the dumps today?

First of all, that’s not possible to be in the trash literally unless you’re a garbage man, in which case, thank you for your service. If you’re having a bad day, though, Twitter’s got you covered. We’ve got a list of somewhat nsfw tweets and near hoe-ish stories that start with “First of all”, all of which will make you laugh out loud.

So try and keep your giggles under control, and make sure your boss doesn’t catch you “working”.

#1 Hey shorty.


#2 It was already too late.


#3 Coping mechanisms.


#4 You are the other girl.

#5 It’s totally natural.

#6 It’s not you, it’s me.


#7 Me too.

#8 That isn’t what you think it is.


#9 Tremble tremble.

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